I thought once I got these I'd be able to play video games but as I'm sure you can tell by looking at this I cannot play video games like this

Same

Please help how do I entertain without thumbs

want me to lob a cake on you?

Yes

Can u get me a brownie from the brownie box Iʟʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ. :

I am right next to you

Someone send advice I need to be 200% more actively entertained