[cw jowling kowling rowling] [but like in a funny way]

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evil greedy bizarro uncharitable mirror version

however wario is actually clever and funny so infinitely better than krowling

JK Rowling is Dolly Parton's Waluigi, Anne Rice was her Wario

rowling just showed up one day and nobody really knows who or why they're here and there's a very vocal legion of grognards insistent that they are more than just some random annoying noodle and deserve respect

how DARE you insult wario like that

I will not tolerate Waluigi slander. Or Wario slander. The only connection they have to Joanne is that they both have sections of Universal Studios parks dedicated to them.