snort this is untrue, we named a swimming pool after him
beachcryptid
[STRAYA] snort this is untrue, we named a swimming pool after him
snort this is untrue, we named a swimming pool after him
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Rival Fenix
I wanna visit the swimming pool oneday
beachcryptid
Rival Fenix
: same!
hebe
hebe
was it just like 'dude's been gone a while maybe we should appoint another prime minister?'
beachcryptid
XD actually no people saw him go under! but his body was never found, so
beachcryptid
he was swimming at a beach notorious for it's rip currents so it's likely that he got dragged out to sea
beachcryptid
but we love a good story here, so there's all these conspiracy theories like he swam out to sea and got picked up by a chinese submarine....
hebe
or maybe like an elaborate assassination
beachcryptid
XD yeah there are those too
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
...i love australia...
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
I'm currently listening to a bonkers true crime australian case lmfao (Keli Lane)
beachcryptid
HAHAHA
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
i'm just like... every... sentence ... "WTF?"
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
THIS CASE COULD ONLY HAPPEN IN AUSTRALIA
beachcryptid
XD QUITE POSSIBLY YES
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
it's also rotten mango so she talks at 1k words per minute so it's like so much information in my face 
ᴛꜱᴜʙᴀᴋɪ-ᴄʜᴀɴ💄
so fast
beachcryptid
pft XD