[work] So my coworker that wears leggings that doesn't leave much to the imagination has come up with a reason as why the other teacher called her out on it...she's concluded that she has a crush on her

Me listening to all this:

She's really missing the point about the fact that she doesn't wear dresses or long shirts with her leggings and they really don't leave much to the imagination like they talked about dress code and she went "So, no leggings?"

She keeps trying to get me to wear leggings to work but since she called my clothes granny style i'm doubling down on wearing cute things in the same style cause spite

other staff members do wear leggings but they have on a really long shirt or a dress with it

i am amazed at this conclusion then to go on further to tell me how she doesn't date girls so i'm really like ???

honestly if she wore something longer i don't think it would be a dress code issue but since the leggings are fitted to her form it's now a dress code thing like we had to sign a sheet about that we understood the dress code

sounds to me like she’s having a gay awakening and trying to blame it on someone else lmao

lol i am reminded of how straight she is everyday

meaning she either tells me about her ex-fiance or the other few guys she's been seeing on and off and a reminder that she doesn't date girls

methinks someone doth protest too much XD

sword gremlin 🔪 lmao XD

[void nerd] i know right that's how i felt on the inside