TV in car dealership I've been sitting in for the last 2.5 hours: Football player Tank Bigsby...
Me: No, that's a name I'd make up for a football player as a casual pun.

I'm so tired of car dealership.

I bought my lease 2 weeks ago.

That took 4. Hours.

I'm back for my "complementary detailing"

A thing that was scheduled for 10am.

I got here at 9:45am because I'm Like That.

Finally after two and three quarters hours. I'm done.

... county licences office is on Christmas Party Break.

g r e a t .