[victory road] i make no promises when i'm getting back to tags, but
> Jaskier: /turns immediately to Byleth and starts making, like, reasonable decisions, and agreements
> Memory: /restarts
> Dimitri: you are overestimating so very much about me at this point in my life

HE KNOWS HE SAID IT WAS A GOOD THING.

HE DIDN'T SAY HE ACCEPTED IT OR WAS SMART

not right away at least

.............laughs as i think of dimitri trying to coach jaskier on how to act like him in this memory and just thinking "okay try to pretend you're geralt"

omg

"something like that, only instead of walking away, I tried to stay firmly right here listening to the dead berate me"

also, god

i can't wait for someone to tell literally anyone that byleth fucking eisner ended up with a job at a church academy

and (in some routes) went on to become dragon cult pope

but knows

nothing

about the religion they end up heading

the eisners, everyone

byleth walks into a church and doesn't even know the goddess's name

god i love the eisners

dimitri forgot his birthday this year

he did last year too

dimitri has not thought of his birthday for like five years

felix sure didn't let him forget last year come christmas

oh yeah Felix has Plans for Dimitri’s birthday

do those plans involve him being naked

not...quite...