Kibi
we're in the real worldbuilding hours now girls. trying to figure out if Lusamine knows what a priest is
triska
GOOD QUESTION
Kibi
i'm staring at the dumb sprites in Hearthome Cathedral trying to figure out if any of them look like priests
Tallorance
i love that this is possibly because rev was dressed as a slutty priest
Tallorance
(he also doesn't know what a priest is they're called clerics mostly)
Kibi
i already decided she's going to be "what does the T stand for?" about IRL Christianity but it might be likely that Pokemon has its own brand of priests since there's like...monks and spiritual people for sure
Kibi
Tallorance : IT IS EXACTLY BECAUSE OF THAT
triska
there are spirit mediums in pkmn but like
Kibi
literally tempted to have Lusamine be like "oh....wait you don't look like any priest i've ever seen. what does the 't' stand for?"
Kibi
and Lu and Rev both can have a shared moment of being like....we just don't know........
Tallorance
rev, who does not know what the t stands for: uh
Kibi
Pokemon has its own written language that looks nothing like English though so ALAS the actual line might have to be "what does that symbol mean?"
Tallorance
real the s stands for hope hours
Kibi
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silly-vanilly
oh no
Kibi
just a pair of godless heathens having a chat about war and bats
Silvie
yeah there's a whole-ass church in sinnoh for some reason???
Tallorance
church for arceus
Kibi
i'm just stuck on whether or not she would be familiar with "priest" as like....a term
Kibi
yeah literally...Hearthome Cathedral
Kibi
oh my god wait i just checked and apparently it's not even called that
Kibi
it's called...............Foreign Building
Tallorance
foreign culture building apparently?
Kibi
this tells me nothing
Kibi
Pokemon is so funny
Usagi
is
is it called that in japanese oh my god
silly-vanilly
pokemon out there like SHRUGS even we dont know whats going on anymore
Usagi
this is funnier than when i found out sinnoh PIs were just
gently hiding the fact that they're gamblers
Kibi
yeah the original Japanese is "Foreign Culture Building" but English is just "Foreign Building" apparently
Kibi
foreign to this earth?!??!?!?
Usagi
HVGFDKJHNBVG
Kibi
i will probably go with Lu knows the concept of a priest.....but it looks absolutely nothing like what the hell Rev's wearing. good work everyone
Kibi
she's like "oh........(visibly confused)"
Tallorance
rev: where is the heavy armour. clerics wear heavy armour
Kibi
Lusamine: i thought they just wore robes???? ??? ???
fish deranged
lordt
Kibi
Fiddleford in the background just shaking his head
fish deranged
first ryslig natives don't get it and now lusamine doesn't get it none ofy ou know the LORD
fish deranged
smdh
fish deranged
honestly the funniest part of ryslig to me is all the stuff that just. doesn't exist in ryslig that characters have to navigate around
fish deranged
the existence of baby jesus is just one of the funniest
silly-vanilly
meanwhile beat over here like pft you and your silly one god stuff we got THE SUN GOD THE MOON GOD THE HARVEST GOD THE GOD OF WIND THE GOD OF RIVERS THE GOD OF FUCK YOU CAUSE THATS JUST HOW JAPAN IS
triska
BEAT finally someone else who understands why mukuro hearing "the fog god brought us here and now we're tools of her vengeance" made her go "oh ok yeah that sounds about right"
silly-vanilly
YEAH HE DOESN'T LIKE HER BUT the fact there's just some god like yeah ok that vibes
triska
handshake of understanding
silly-vanilly
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/wMF/zGSmNmKV7hrAVul2dcavEaVQURf_lg.gif
Kibi
Pokemon is also more like that but then you have Lusamine over here who is like well OF COURSE we have "gods" that created the earth and control every aspect of life and nature but i will still put them a little ball and display them in my home ask me if i give a fuck
silly-vanilly
FAIR AND VALID
silly-vanilly
i mean beat says his god came with him and now they're rooming together so like
silly-vanilly
you go mom
Kibi
the Draconids are stupid for not putting Rayquaza in a little bowtie
silly-vanilly
display yours in a little ball
fish deranged
she's right
Kibi
it has so much neck
Kibi
silly-vanilly : god that's right i keep forgetting.....
Kibi
hey Beat if you ever get the urge do NOT try to recreate a more compliant Joshua in your basement. worst mistake of my life (Silvally)
silly-vanilly
sdlgsd
silly-vanilly
its okay beats found coffee and slow tlc over time seems to be making his less prickly
silly-vanilly
might beat suggest that for your next attempt
Kibi
Gladion would suggest a doggie bed and some chew toys for enrichment and Lusamine would say ALL OF YOU STOP TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS
Kibi
EVEN THOUGH I AM THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP
silly-vanilly
poor lusamine BUT LISTEN HEY IF YOU EVER WANNA TRY AGAIN THE ADVICE IS THERE
fish deranged
i hope one day someone does try to explain christianity to her because wholly devoid of context. what a time that would be
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