AnabelVIII
raistlin: i will just sit here quietly and watch, and draw my ...
like five people: hello raistlin what is ur onion
AnabelVIII
please let him brood in peace, he's not used to this much positive social interaction
AnabelVIII
you're going to make him faint
pumpKen spice
/puts up a 'No Brooding Allowed' sign/
pumpKen spice
Don't make me tap the sign...
AnabelVIII
im sorry you can't put that sign up without an absolute majority from a general assembly with a quorum of minimum twenty-five
AnabelVIII
you are in violation of the community bylaws, two more strikes and you have to answer to the community at the next meeting
pumpKen spice
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzS/Thq/lR6u1dqrYjjEgCbFZUDMBiwxLtn_lg.jpg
pumpKen spice
Elle: I'm a cat so laws don't apply to me
pumpKen spice
Elle: what're you gonna do, arrest a cat?
AnabelVIII
curses, foiled again
6LilacMimeLions
i'm sorry, he is not a dumpster fire of a person, so he's stuck with kerrigan
AnabelVIII
he actually is the biggest dumpster fire imaginable, however, he has mastered the art of keeping the lid closed
6LilacMimeLions
oh, personal problems are fine, but he's not a cruel or callous asshole yet
6LilacMimeLions
which is extremely rare in starcraft
6LilacMimeLions
kerrigan's never known so many un-horrible people at once
AnabelVIII
oh wow she and raistlin have that in common
AnabelVIII
people are coming over to talk to him? to be. nice?????
pumpKen spice
the only reason elle hasn't approached raistlin yet is because she's pretty sure he'd actively resent her if she tried, and she doesn't need to deal with that right now
6LilacMimeLions
messy bitches are fine, they just have to have hearts of gold
and she's a telepath so your goth act can't fool her
AnabelVIII
i don't think he would as long as she wasn't like, pushy, which she doesn't seem like the kind of person to be. he's jsut really, really not used to positive social interaction and really, really used to absolutely every conversation being a fight for his life
pumpKen spice
elle is only as pushy as it's productive for her to be, general. she tries, at least
AnabelVIII
but he's actually a pretty non-confrontational person. snapping at cammie was a stress reaction
AnabelVIII
u should come be sincere at him, it really confuses him
pumpKen spice
awww <3 she def will, then
6LilacMimeLions
looking forward to raistlin's existential crisis as everyone is at least decent to him
AnabelVIII
he only snaps at people if he thinks they're attacking him, and he does have that hypersensitive trauma thing where you see attacks that aren't there sometimes, but he also doesn't have the fucked up history with you guys that he has with his "friends and family" and he's generally good with people in that case
AnabelVIII
because they come into the conversation without the scapegoat/golden child dynamic he's the scapegoat of
AnabelVIII
no assumptions about him as a person
6LilacMimeLions
bracing himself for having to argue in favor of saving orphans
AnabelVIII
like everyone in his entire town and social group uses him as a scapegoat
6LilacMimeLions
speechless when everyone just assumes they're gonna save the orphans
pumpKen spice
: (
andalite!
ahaha aaw
AnabelVIII
it would be ott except the narrative thinks they're right, because it was written by a mormon
pumpKen spice
Elle: I would physically fight anyone here who doesn't want to save the orphans
AnabelVIII
so naturally the disabled character is only disabled because of his character flaw of resenting the limitations disability places on his life, because the only disability is a bad attitude!!! and anyway disability means god doesn't like you
6LilacMimeLions
it is difficult to overstate how horrible everyone in dragonlance except for raistlin is
AnabelVIII
hi welcome to the raistlin ted talk
pumpKen spice
y ik e s
6LilacMimeLions
and the occasional supporting character
6LilacMimeLions
WE STAN BUPU
AnabelVIII
it's an absolute craphole morally insane completely unselfaware setting and I needed to save my son from it
AnabelVIII
that is why he's here
pumpKen spice
he deserves better <3
AnabelVIII
he does
AnabelVIII
the conversatin with zita was like
AnabelVIII
zita: u should app raistlin
me: they would break him in like five minutes
zita: yes and that would be funny
andalite!
classic, classic dwrp
AnabelVIII
6LilacMimeLions : in this house we love and respect gully dwarves
6LilacMimeLions
narrative: haha gully dwarves are dumb and stinky
gully dwarves: consistently the most loyal and decent group in the setting
pumpKen spice
i mean, that's half the reason I apped Dean, lol
andalite!
I wanted to see more about Need and different kinds of people and if I gotta write her myself so be it
6LilacMimeLions
gotta finish my read to see if kitiara is rescuable (LOL)
AnabelVIII
oh also while im here 𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 do you know sawbones' player? we should ask if she wants to Arrive
AnabelVIII
6LilacMimeLions : i think she is tbh
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
debating if actually scooping up sawbones and plopping her in front of raistlin would be funny enough to have happen
pumpKen spice
i mean, it's only fair after Tommy got dropped on him
AI copyright
pops my head in bonjour, lemme read back on this plurk so i know what's happening, but the answer is Probably Yes
AI copyright
i have read and the answer is Yes
AI copyright
i'm gonna do a top thread because the level of which Sawbones Does Not Care is potentially hilarious on a wider scale
AI copyright
AI copyright
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰 : also literally pick her up, she'll be offended but it's funny 2 me
AnabelVIII
oh boy
AnabelVIII
very excite for raistlin to learn about dragon age
AI copyright
it's bad
AnabelVIII
Dragonlance Is Worse
AnabelVIII
they can compare notes about whose setting is dumber
AI copyright
perfect
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
ok should i tag sawbones' toplevel and then we move to a threeway with raistlin or
AI copyright
that works for me
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
just scoops her up like shrek and princess fiona god bless
AI copyright
andalite!
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
im enjoying all these goofy ass antics amidst the extremely serious debate
andalite!
I’m at work so I think Need is stuck outside somewhere so she can monitor the Psychic Energy in case anything shows up, which, she’s paranoid and convinced is a possibility.
AnabelVIII
if she wants to chime in she can use raistlin;'s eyes and ears
AnabelVIII
god i think the funniest thing about this is how it's like, every party debate with a really dedicated lawful good roleplayer ever
AnabelVIII
rolled up into a ball of nonsense
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
i have so many threads going on in this log and none of them have to do with debating leadership
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
they do involve organizing though
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
lmao
AI copyright
guts: i am not the one in charge but i'm also not not the one in charge
kaylin
Stacia: I'm sure I could come up with a reason not to save the orphans, but those would be some really weird circumstances.
pumpKen spice
kaylin stacia we are not asking for a justification on why we hsouldn't save the orphans. we're saving the orphans
6LilacMimeLions
i am not exaggerating when i say in dragonlance there would be a debate, or at least a paragraph of narrative outlining reasons to save the orphans
pumpKen spice
Elle: the reasons for saving the orphans are as follows:
1. we're saving the fucking orphans
2. I will eat you
AnabelVIII
like the audience needs to be convinced that these heroes should save the orphans
6LilacMimeLions
additionally, none of these reasons would be "it's the right thing to do"
AI copyright
mmm... i don't like them
AnabelVIII
things raistlin has been called spooky, evil, ambitious, and/or Ominous for saying
kaylin
Stacia: Okay, but technically everyone whose parents are dead is an orphan, so you're going to be rescuing some grown adults
pumpKen spice
kaylin i said what i said
AnabelVIII
1. "We cannot run from the evil that is coming. Terrifying though it is, we must stand and fight. it will be terrible, and it will be deadly, but the chance of victory is better than the certainty of defeat."

2. "We should not betray the dwarves sheltering our civilian refugees for the vague possibility of a possible payoff. because it would be dumb."
kaylin
"Also cannibalism is gross."
6LilacMimeLions
one character nurses raistlin when he's without his meds for a while in terrible conditions, and the book provides a paragraph with the following reasons:
1. she respects him (because he is a magic-user)
2. "her innate need to help people weaker than herself"
3. brownie points with her crush, raistlin's brother
AnabelVIII
and 3. "actually, assisting a goal of elven commandos in freeing the human slaves to distract the baddies and cover the evacuation of elven civilians is a great way to accomplish multiple goals"
6LilacMimeLions
OUR HEROES
AnabelVIII
they are so stupid and so awful
6LilacMimeLions
i'm so scared for tika
6LilacMimeLions
she's gonna get Love Interest Disease
AnabelVIII
yep
AnabelVIII
its very bad
AnabelVIII
terminal case
AI copyright
AI copyright
ya know thedas is an unmitigated trash fire, but like at least everybody involved in the stories doesn't have to be like... convinced to do the right thing
AI copyright
unless you're actively doing an evil run and then it's still greater good
6LilacMimeLions
lol raist
6LilacMimeLions
"kerrigan didn't shit on me a single time, what the hell"
AnabelVIII
he's so confused
AnabelVIII
she was nice?
AnabelVIII
they had aa little chat
AnabelVIII
she didn't threatn to kill him, or physically force him to remain in a conversation he didn't want to have anymore?
AnabelVIII
what is this... new world....
6LilacMimeLions
first she saves my life, then she doesn't lord it over me?
AnabelVIII
where the telenovela lady gif
AnabelVIII
with the math overlay
pumpKen spice
AnabelVIII
yes ty
pumpKen spice
i was literally about to use it anyway, lol
6LilacMimeLions
wait until someone asks him if they can grab something for him at starbucks while they're out
6LilacMimeLions
"i don't know, he's just been rocking back and forth staring at nothing for an hour"
andalite!
he can process it halfway with need bc it’s like ah yes if she does x nice thing for me she can directly feel good
andalite!
this is self interest and fine
Dᴀᴍɴᴇᴅ Sᴀʀᴛᴏʀɪs
(love that Dan's on a first-name basis to Kerrigan)
pumpKen spice
Elle: oh, I can turn make every nice thing I do in your direction sound like a selfish request, and when you finally realize that i'm being nice, it'll be too late!
AnabelVIII
that is basically the key
AnabelVIII
give him a reason that it benefits him and you, and he'll go along
AnabelVIII
pur altruism... never heard of her. you're just pitying me, and condescending to me, and want me to be small and miserable and dependant on you for scraps -
AnabelVIII
his head is so fucked
AnabelVIII
sdfghjk
AnabelVIII
are you gonna bring him to raistlin's thread or should I post in there
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
post in there
AnabelVIII
kk
AnabelVIII
done
6LilacMimeLions
someone really needs to read him the riot act about insulting them at some point
6LilacMimeLions
"STOP IMPUGNING MY MOTIVES"
AnabelVIII
"I didn't know motives could be pugn it's reflex!!!"
6LilacMimeLions
AnabelVIII
he is a bit of a delicate lad at the moment so maybe give him a chance to bond with people before he gets confronted with his cognitive errors and biases
6LilacMimeLions
hey team, let's all go back to krynn and beat the shit out of sturm brightblade and tanis half-elven!
pumpKen spice
okay, i want to tag raistlin's top-level. What's something that, if someone (not naming names) had been stalking watching him for a while, they would notice he needs? like, supplies or food or something.
AnabelVIII
the more people decide they want cr with him the harder I rub together my little goblin hands thinking about a plot where we all do a journey to the center of raistlin's mind to kick the shit out of fisto
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
kicking the shit out of things is guts berserk's favorite activity
andalite!
: Don’t forget that council, I have words for them and they’re not ‘Goddess bless’.:
andalite!
yesss I want this beating up the bad lich
6LilacMimeLions
just that one office space scene
AnabelVIII
for those just joining us, fisto is fistandantiulus, an evil lich who raistlin's teachers allowed to posses him because they figured he deserved it for being so ambitious and sly. raistlin doesn't know he's in there
6LilacMimeLions
except instead of the printer, it's fisto
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
same music though
AnabelVIII
fisto is making his disbaility worse - before the possession he could even walk across a room without breaking down - and influencing him towards cruelty, selfishness, and greed
andalite!
need has not mentioned it yet bc she’s like, I have time, and wants to catch him first, but she is very sus
6LilacMimeLions
and yet he somehow manages to be the least douchey member of the group
AnabelVIII
i already knew the gaia folk would want to beat up what's basically a wyrm spirit but it's even better if at least one is genuinely invested and outraged on more than jsut the principle
6LilacMimeLions
stacia better invite kerrigan
andalite!
yessss
6LilacMimeLions
field trip to raistlin's soul!
6LilacMimeLions
raistlin's soul: https://imgs.plurk.com/QzS/smP/drKFLjPnl9xVZ4lRhV0JRv4zvjV_lg.jpg
pumpKen spice
Elle: i am going to lay on top of you in cat form until you accept your fate
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
https://images.plurk.com/2LVyTpesBrkwJbIt2opb4k.png
the gang finding fisto inside raistlin's soul
tsukuyomi tsimp
Belatedly, Lloyd wants to not only save the orphans but adopt them, he is held up by the whole chosen ones on a quest thing though DAMMIT
andalite!
lol is he using need’s terminology
Herb and knife healing
𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔫𝔰
this introduction is the absolute best possible way they could have met honestly
andalite!
ftr sword grandma 100% approves of both scooping and indignation and also of the desire to have revenge for it
it’s very relatable
AI copyright
sawbones like hi good to meet you, let's get to work
AnabelVIII
raistlin appreciates this
AnabelVIII
also 6LilacMimeLions i just realized i never finished raistlin and kerrigan's tdm thread. i am shamed for a thousand years. do you wanna just hash something out now or do the whole posting routine?
AnabelVIII
wow wrong plurk too
AnabelVIII
0/2
6LilacMimeLions
(LOL)
6LilacMimeLions
i wouldn't mind a few more tags to get raist out of the tree
6LilacMimeLions
then we can invoke the "oops, got teleported" mechanic
AnabelVIII
okay
AnabelVIII
im working on four hours of sleep and the last of my adrenaline is running out so gimme a day or two
AnabelVIII
i think its very funny that kerrigan and raist are vibin'
andalite!
That is just the worst evening he ever has except for how many people are like I will help you
andalite!
also pls rest when you have the chance
6LilacMimeLions
the only reason kerrigan's not paranoid about people the way he is is that she can tell what their motives are
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