some days I feel like I have missed my calling in not pursuing a career that involves nothing more than SQL queries and Excel workbooks

let me drown out the noise of the world with data

you are exceptionally good at that stuff, it's true

honestly I probably could pivot into doing data analysis or like database management

yeah that would be the most relaxing job possible

right?? just put on headphones, play with data all day

no human faffery

I feel this in my soul

every so often I remember the BA folks on one of my old teams who would just chill out and play pingpong and im like

I want taht