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[dark souls] god the washing pole is so juicy
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favorite R2 attack in the game
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just step forward and stab enemies like eighty miles away
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into anor londo I go
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plan
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- advance through main progress route
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- unlock the giant blacksmith
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- get shield and washing pole properly reinforced
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- painted world
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sometimes I think I can just, like, train out my parry allergy
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I'm on about my 30th time in Anor Londo and I have not done a single successful parry in this entire playthrough
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ah, thte authentic dark souls pvp experience
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minding my own business, only human because I kindled a bonfire earlier
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a Spirit of Vengeance named Kazoo invades
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I do one experimental swing at him
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he stabs me with a halberd and I die instantly from full health
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how can I even get invaded by darkmoon, I killed 1 NPC and got absolution afterwards
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another one
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where is all this sin COMING from
oh i'm scary
hm. odd.
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this fight went better, I died in two hits instead of one
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still instantaneous though
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I don't understand how anyone doesn't hate ds1 pvp