All I wanted was an adult, xxl, Godzilla onsie pajamas with matching monster feet and you think I could find them anywhere? Noooo. BEZOS YOU HAVE FAILED ME AGAIN.

Silver Lilly Dinosaur Costume - Trex Cosplay - Repti...

Adult Cute Plush Animal Paw Slippers Fuzzy Warm Hous...

Like that?

Thank you, I found those earlier. I meant more like this, but in actual adult size.

Ahhh yeah

Tee hee