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[deer country] eyyyy I'm off hiatus and so is Richie!
Teeff
Richie please
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just sitting there like ok I missed.......ALL of this month, someone tell me why we have a cult on our asses now
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hiding under a table like Leon hiding from the Tyrant
Teeff
"Please explain THE CULT, people!!"
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AND WHY IS IT SO OBSESSED WITH US
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AGAIN
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left a note for Eddie like "gone to get groceries brb" and then twenty minutes later "BEING STALKED BY CULTISTS"
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Sleepy sloth
Richie just like "dude. of COURSE I would love for you to collapse the building on this asshole" wheezes, truly he's just like whatever slows them down
Sleepy sloth
Maul just goes over and nonchalantly busts a few support beams and load bearing walls and just collapses the whole damn thing.
Sleepy sloth
And takes that fur coat from the rubble cause you know he'd wear it like a BOSS.
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Richie does not hug Maul but he does send him like. a fruit basket.
Sleepy sloth
Get on his level, PEASANTS! 
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FUCK YEAH
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he earned that fur coat tbh
Sleepy sloth
He'll take it!