[meme] THIRSTY THURSDAY,

as if I have not already been talking about porn a completely disproportionate amount

but pls do feel free to ask abt anything in play or in outlandish hypotheticals or whatever

I don’t even know what I would ask

Like I do like reading generalized stuff, I am happy to continue having Kaeya scandalize Reim because it’s funny

it is extremely funny.

it is funnier to me personally because he's not remotely repressed,

and yet,

AND YET

it is one kind of humor to pick on a virgin who gets flustered if you say suggestive things at him, it is another to get the same reaction from a person who has gotten laid 3+ times in the past week

The thirsty thing you are most excited to try

Tbf though. He keeps reacting. How can Kaeya help himself?

Asidian : I WANT TO TOUCH BREAK'S EMPTY EYE SOCKET SO BADDDD

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it's on my to-do list but I need to wait for the right time. I can't just do that shit whenever

Do it, do it!!!

ONE DAY. ONE DAY

oasis maker ☀️ : Kaeya is valid

what are things Reim enjoys that he didn’t think he would, if any?

having sex with Xerxes Break-

I also think he really thought of himself as vanilla but was the one to initiate/encourage introducing more play elements in his relationship with Sharon bc, she reads femdom erotica, so he would know that was her tastes and he wanted her to get to actually get to try those things and probably enjoy herself more

but he definitely is not someone who enjoys being humiliated or in pain OUTSIDE of a sexual context so he probably was like 'I will just enjoy that she is enjoying herself and' [whoops that's hot]

he also still actively doesn't think he's an exhibitionist but he kind of is.

Amazing

conversely while he also wouldn't have thought he'd have fun playing dom/sadist BEFORE being the submissive a sizable number of times first, he was not actually surprised he had fun with it by the time it actually came up. but that maybe still counts since he did still at one point assume he could never possibly enjoy talking down to someone in bed

idk if this counts as thirst but now that reim has "rejected" liontari and accidentally pressed the insecurity buttons reim is gonna be on liontari's list of people he's really fucking weird about, right underneath orca and lykos and maybe suou if he ever sees suou again in his lifetime

oh my god.

sorry that you accidentally walked into the minefield that i never warned you about

I'm so happy.

it would probably only be good for a one-off joke and not like a full thread or anything but in my heart of hearts I always hope one day someone will like tease one of the dango on the assumption that Reim is proper/reserved in bed just for the reaction(s).

lmfao yes

please

break just laughing so hard he falls over,

please.