[true crime]

me: ...wait, did they do the same insurance scam to their first partners and then hook up?
Quinn: Yep.
me: THAT'S STUPID

next episode: The husband flew from Cleveland to Chicago and the wife turned up dead the next day.
me: ...Chicago to Cleveland? Calling it now, he drove back.

I was close! He poisoned the salt before leaving the house.

next episode: Maybe the victim had a lesbian stalker?
me: Well, I think we can all agree that lady had no business getting massages if she couldn't separate business from pleasure, I'm glad we're dismissing this angle early.