Kibi
now that i'm semi-working on Lusamine's museum post i was going to make a plurk about all the things that are super silly about Aether Paradise starting with how it's called a VLFS (very large floating structure)
Kibi
turns out that is an actual term for an actual thing that exists in the real world. heartbroken and upset
triska
LOL
Kibi
Kibi
i was like wow guys...cool exciting acronym for a super dumb thing....
Kibi
IGNORING THAT......i still think Secret Lab A and Secret Lab B are really funny names for horrible locations where bad things happen (like enabling the player to read Faba's self-help blog)
Kibi
also this guy
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/2NI45aMJXyCHnOVE4NDiWh.jpg
Kibi
there are two wolves inside me: one thinks Aether is a very nuanced and cool villain group, the other thinks they're stupid as hell
Kibi
Lusamine after taking one shot: i should REBUILD GOD in my BASEMENT
Kibi
Lusamine: Mohn's gone so i need to rebuild god in my basement
Wicke: why
Lusamine: he was like 95% of my impulse control
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
Lusamine is high off her tits on interdimensional alien brain venom, this is the Pokémon equivalent of ingesting lava lamp yolk SHE IS UNSTOPPABLE
Kibi
klsjf;klhg you're right and you should say it...half the time i'm like "Lusamine's dumb Nihilego neurotoxin thing is a child-friendly allegory for substance abuse and how it can rip families apart" and the other half i'm like ahahaha delicious delicious lava lamp yolk
Kibi
i will be using the museum as an excuse to pull out all of the Aether portraits from the anime because they're all so funny
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/3kE9NNdbTOXq5mylsX9InA.jpg
Kibi
Lusamine's SHOES were PANTS....and then there's Faba's......everything.
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/27ah9tUFEL3DELaACNzMIO.png
Kibi
iougoikjkhj;kh....fabily..... ; _ ; Mohn short king
fuzz
FABA LOOKS AMAZING. I LOVE FABA
Kibi
honestly one of THE funniest Pokemon characters
Kibi
Lusamine's pet ratman
Kibi
that outfit cannot be lab-safe
triska
lava lamp yolk......
Kibi
what does a lava lamp hatch into
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
A rave
triska
fantastic answer.
Silvie
I love that she's so much taller than mohn
Silvie
and also what a mess lusamine is
Silvie
team aether is just so fucking funny
Silvie
lusamine took a look at what ghetsis was up to and was like "wow that was a mess. let me do that better (goes insane in a new direction)"
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
god. mohn's hair sure is.
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
it just SURE IS
Kibi
Silvie : that's basically...exactly what Aether is isn't it kslgj;lkh....interestingly there's also a throwaway line from an Aether grunt where they talk about how they're rehabilitating and rehoming Pokemon that were "liberated" by Team Plasma. i feel like Pokemon Company somehow knew we'd be making the comparison lol
Kibi
Kibi
i like to imagine that Lusamine spent an ungodly amount of hours trying to get Mohn's hair to cooperate with her and she could never succeed
Kibi
she talks a lot of shit for someone who looks like a croissant
Scorpio Wolf
I think I remember talking to someone that she was someone who took ‘gotta catch em all’ very literally
Kibi
Lusamine? she totally is
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/5lcfkqUybeqrqEE7VQEpCO.jpg https://images.plurk.com/2tJ4CxCqVfRllDjmg4S7ig.jpg
Kibi
between this, her having a Pikachu (classic starter Pokemon), her having like a ton of Key Items related to legendary Pokemon...i like to think she is a Pokemon protagonist character gone wrong
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
kdls;ahjsk
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
i love it
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
i also love that mohn lost his memory and then jyst decided to grow jellybeans
Kibi
as you do.........
Kibi
god Mohn is SO funny....i have a very clear memory of being at a friend's house and explaining Lusamine and Mohn's whole tragic backstory and literally crying laughing while explaining Poke Pelago
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
jkdlsa;hdjks
triska
it's so stupid
Kibi
AND HE'S JUST THERE...THE WHOLE GAME....GROWING BEANS...and one of the islands...GET THIS....one of the islands is called...ABEENS....
triska
isle abeens
triska
never forget
Kibi
BECAUSE THERE'S BEANS
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
ISLE ABEENS
Kibi
Mohn makes me so sad and yet he's also simultaneously the funniest thing in the world. he's just chillin
triska
literally he does not give a fuck
Kibi
the scene in Ultra where he actually gets to reunite with Lusamine is also just.....soooooo mucchhhhh
Kibi
the implication that he's happier living on bean island harvesting beans than he was with her and her just being like ok...i accept this
Kibi
That's Fair - Lusamine
Kibi
and Gladion looks so fucking mad
Kibi
PAY US CHILD SUPPORT
triska
LMAO
triska
gladion receives a little envelope of beans in the mail
triska
hurls it to the floor except its a paper envelope so it flutters pathetically
triska
he angry cries
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/1u4mAIC5aBReA5yeobcZok.jpg
Kibi
my mohn tag on my tumblr blog is 20% fanart of Mohn the Pokemon character and 80% posts about beans
fish deranged
lusamine would wear the converse pants
fish deranged
tell me she wouldn't
Kibi
look.....fashion in the Pokemon world is just different...we can't hope to understand the trends like Lusamine does
Kibi
fish deranged
also fiddleford and lusamine in the 'i saw into another universe and went nuts and my spouse was like https://images.plurk.com/5PgVFHICg8wE4VkzRyCza7.png about it' corner
fish deranged
FEAR
fish deranged
incredible
Kibi
why are they like the same
Kibi
and yet he dresses like that
fish deranged
au where everything is the same but they have each others fashion
fish deranged
... actually lusamine in 70s womens fashion would kind of kick ass
fish deranged
the high waist and sharp collars would really suit her
Kibi
YES
fish deranged
imagine her hairdo but done up with gigantic fawcett curls
fish deranged
unstoppable
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
Fiddleford in Aether aesthetic still has disco energy
fish deranged
he'd just be bargain bin faba let's not kid ourselves
Kibi
j:-DLKJGK:LHkl
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
LMFAO
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
also Kibi wait please expound on Mohn dumping Lusamine. DID HE HAVE HIS MEMORIES BACK?! DID HE SAY LISTEN...YOU GET TO KISS JELLYFISH AND I GET TO CARESS BEANS...ITS BETTER THIS WAY ?!?!
Kibi
🥀molto☆cringé🥀 : OH MY GOD LKJG:LKH he didn't dump her but uuhhhhhhh
Kibi
ok so in Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon (which are alternate universe retellings of the original Sun and Moon games) there are some minor story and character motivation changes made for...reasons unknown. one difference is that Mohn and Lusamine actually get to reunite post-game in Ultra, while they didn't get to in vanilla Sun and Moon
Kibi
Mohn still has amnesia and doesn't recognize her at all; he's just visiting Aether Paradise for funsies and runs into her and she's like HELLO???? ???? ??????
Kibi
she is post-some character development at this point (in Ultra, she acknowledges that she was a terrible mother and vows to put distance between herself and her kids so they can have happy lives free of her trying to control them) so they just sort of...awkwardly talk about Pokemon conversation and then Lusamine lets him go
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
JFIGJCJCNCHCJJ
Kibi
Gladion watches this happen but doesn't interfere and asks her something like "are you sure about leaving things like that?" and Lusamine says she's fine with it because Mohn seems happy as he is
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
oh my god
Kibi
(i guess she doesn't want to burden him with the knowledge that he left his family alone??)
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
I have no idea where they were going w Mohn THIS SHOULDN'T BE SO FUNNY
Kibi
and it's supposed to be a growth moment for her because like...thinking about other people for a change and learning to let things go? but also like.....MOHN PLEASE PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT
Kibi
it's very bittersweet and Juicy but also Mohn is just like. so funny just inherently
Kibi
i'm sorry i just rambled this whole thing out to you i love talking about them
Kibi
this scene blew my fucking mind when it leaked
fish deranged
that's both hilarious and heartbreaking
fish deranged
rip in fuck
Kibi
the dialogue leaked super early with zero context and me and the 5 other Lusamine/Mohn enthusiasts on tumblr were like the Pepe Silvia meme
fish deranged
i'm so mad i never paid enough attention to ultra to get this because like
fish deranged
one of the things i cared about most in gen 7 was their relationship
fish deranged
you put a pair of sad heteros in front of me and it's a done deal motherfucker
fish deranged
me playing normal moon like MA'AM HE'S JUST OUT THERE FARMING BEANS
Kibi
SAME
fish deranged
CALM DOWN
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
YEAH THAT FUCKED ME UP WHEN OG SUMO ENDED W NOTHING SAID ABT MOHN CARESSING BEANS LIKE 5 MILES OUT OF TOWN. LUSAMINE YOUR HUSBAND IS A BOAT RIDE AWAY
Kibi
she doesn't even acknowledge him AT ALL in the original games, which led to like...way too many people who weren't even aware that Mohn EXISTED
Kibi
i mean they knew him as bean man but not as Gladion and Lillie's dad
Kibi
in Ultra she has a couple of lines where she alludes to Mohn and then they gave them a reunion and i was Very Powerful
fish deranged
i mean
fish deranged
you could tell just by looking at him they were related
Kibi
if you think to visit Aether around the end of Ultra you also get a lot of extra just Lusamine Is Depressed dialogue. like she spends a huge amount of time just standing around lamenting how terrible a person she is and how she doesn't know what to do with herself now that she knows how terrible she is. they wrote that dialogue FOR ME
fish deranged
the character design is NOT subtle
fish deranged
unless you literally never looked at bean area how could you not notice
Kibi
i.......also didn't figure it out until i read something online about it after beating the game......
Kibi
i think it's just the nature of Mohn being a generational gimmick NPC...like i COMPLETELY overlooked him
Kibi
i think i even found that secret book that talks about how a "Professor Mohn" disappeared during an Aether experiment...but i had forgotten his fucking name because he's a generational gimmick NPC
fish deranged
LMAO
Kibi
i may be stupid
fish deranged
'my name is mohn' 'bean man, got it' 'no--' 'shh bean man'
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
I realized only bc of his hair and some context clues. I was like THE BEAN MAN. ITS HIM!!! HE FUCKED LUSAMINE!!!
Kibi
i feel like that's probably why they made his design so obviously similar to Lusamine's and the kids' designs but it just flew completely over my head
Kibi
HE FUCKED LUSAMINE
fish deranged
what i want to know is how many people thought that he was lusamine's BROTHER and got very confused
fish deranged
because! for being unrelated and married! they look exactly alike!
fish deranged
someone nervously laughing like pokemon.... don't do this to me......
Kibi
oh my god there was someone who frequented the Lusamine tag who i swear for like 5 YEARS after SM was released was convinced that they were related and not married
fish deranged
sobbing
fish deranged
that i could 100% understand
fish deranged
but also oh no
Kibi
Pokemon could show Lillie and Gladion being conceived ON SCREEN and there would still be people thinking that, rest assured
Kibi
they are NOT related that's just white culture
Kibi
i had a Mohn version of that "this ugly son of a bitch is fucking super hot chicks and basically you are stupid" meme saved somewhere but now i can't find it and i'm distraught
triska
thank you for this
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
THAT IS A WEIRD ELEMENT YEAH. new alt headcanon though. Maybe instead of being like that already,, Mohns hair was styled like that by Lusamine and he kept it. just woke up like man...idfk why my hair is like this but it's the beans knees!
fish deranged
beans knees
fish deranged
die
🥀molto☆cringé🥀
GGVGVFNV
Kibi
i knew someone who headcanoned that Lusamine would completely redo her entire style periodically so she's actually the one who made herself look like him after he got beaned by the universe
triska
that doesn't explain why her children are clones
Kibi
listen.
Kibi
Pokemon is dumb.
Kibi
i was going to make an argument but i don't have one, i also hate this element sklj;gklj;khj
triska
LOL
triska
no it's fine
triska
i'm not asking you to explain pokemon it's so stupid
fuzz
now im just thinking about how lillie looks suspiciously like nihilego. was that ever actually explained. did lusamine just fashion her in the form of her beloved
triska
I FOR ONE BELIEVE YES, SHE DID
Kibi
i personally don't think she did, but it's an extremely popular fanon explanation
Kibi
i think Lillie's resemblance to Nihilego was entirely just due to Pokemon Company trying to push the "the human cast are all Ultra Beasts in disguise" red herring prior to release
fish deranged
it's almost funnier if lusamine didn't do it on purpose
fish deranged
sees a nihelego for the first time and is like bitch you stole my daughter's drip
fish deranged
i respect that
triska
w..................was that a red herring
triska
i feel like i missed that ENTIRE thing
Kibi
they also threw out a tidbit of lore saying that "Nihilego has been shown acting like a young girl" and also that Nihilego is capable of some level of shape-shifting....neither of which wound up being relevant or implemented in the actual games
triska
???
Kibi
sklgj;klh you might have if you weren't big in the fandom when info for Sun and Moon was first being released
triska
HELLO? POKEMON COMPANY? I HAVE QUESTIONS?
Kibi
they threw out like a TON of lore that wound up never being used and dropped the UB and human character designs at around the same time
Kibi
this led to the "the entire cast are the UBs" theory being the most prevalent one
fuzz
i feel like. i VAGUELY remember this
Kibi
everyone thought the games would be about an alien invasion which...wasn't entirely wrong? but i am convinced Pokemon Company did this on purpose to throw everyone off
Kibi
Lillie was Nihilego, Lusamine was Pheromosa, Guzma was Xurkitree, and Gladion was Buzzwole (although this is a huge stretch kslfj;kh)
triska
WOW
fish deranged
i remember that but i thought they were alt universe versions of each other
fish deranged
not literally the ubs in disguise
Kibi
i think the fact that Lusamine more closely resembles Pheromosa than Nihilego is the biggest wrench in the "Lusamine purposefully dressed Lillie up like Nihilego" fanon
Kibi
i think Lillie's outfit is just a standard fancy girl outfit
fuzz
OHH I REMEMBER GUZMA = XURKITREE
fish deranged
my favorite ub is celesteela which doesn't get the honor of being a human anyway so rip in fuck
triska
celesteela is cool
Kibi
it's still fairly easy to find old fanart people made exploring the theory ahaha...now i'm basically making it real at Ryslig with Pheromine
triska
also a huge pain in the ass to fight
fish deranged
i'm sorry all the other ubs cannot hold a CANDLE to gigantic rocket ship bamboo moon princess
triska
i think my fav is kartana
Kibi
i don't know if Celesteela's design was released that early? so that's probably why
fuzz
my fav is blacephalon. what a funny little dude. i never played usum tho.
triska
blacephalon terrifies me
Kibi
UB Clowning Around
triska
yknow what tho im still annoyed they didnt use this excuse to give the UBs insane type combos
triska
Fire/Ice, Fire/Grass, Electric/Dark, etc
Kibi
this whole thing is also extremely funny because Lusamine's resemblance to Pheromosa is SO STRONG that there is no way it wasn't done on purpose...but in canon she assumedly knows like nothing about it??? or at least doesn't care about it much
Kibi
she opens a Wormhole and the protag is like "lol that one looks like you" and she's like "....i don't see the resemblance"
triska
obviously it's because nihilego is the only one to have a unique type combo
triska
it's the only interesting one to study
triska
there are no other pkmn who are rock/poison AND its a ghost jellyfish??? sold
Kibi
not to sound like Lusamine but Nihilego is so cool.....this baby has a unique type combo AND can fit so much weird lore into it
fuzz
ITS ROCK/POISON??? man
triska
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
fuzz
which part's the rock
triska
WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!
Kibi
i think there's lore saying that it can harden its body to a glass-like consistency or something
Kibi
hang on
Kibi
YEAH "UB-01’s body is composed of a glass-like substance. However, it’s constantly changing shapes, never settling on one."
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/2bhH5mEpwGQlZ0xj5KtWCF.png
Kibi
every single thing about Nihilego is so weird and cool
Kibi
i'm sad the shape-shifting thing was never explored more.....like my ass this thing "never settles" on one shape it was one shape THE WHOLE TIME
fish deranged
me @ the pokemon company like why did only lusamine get to merge with one huh
fish deranged
give me that but more of it
fish deranged
why wasn't the plot of ultra just half the cast getting jellyfish'd
fish deranged
in this essay i will
Kibi
litchrally.....
fish deranged
you could have done that but instead you gave us a single corridor to walk down and some extra npcs with negative personality
fish deranged
thanks
Kibi
people have also pointed out that Lusamine's fused form with Nihilego bears a suspiciously strong resemblance to Necrozma of all things and Necrozma's role in Ultra showed that it is also capable of fusing with other things so i have to wonder if like SM's whole story got reworked at some point?
Kibi
also when Lusamine fuses with Nihilego it absorbs all of the crystals off of her design.....what's that about
triska
...Rock
triska
i guess
triska
who knows
Kibi
were they Z-Crystals? WHO KNOWS
Kibi
it's so weird. anyway i forgot what we were talking about but UBs are cool
Kibi
Xurkitree doesn't have as much lore but i love that funky dude
fish deranged
he's just wigglin
Kibi
Ultra had that amazing Photo Club feature and this is my favorite image i took with it
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/7JJ0tjDYPxDSH1a8SK641N.jpg
fish deranged
YOU TOOK THAT PICTURE???
fish deranged
IVE SEEN THAT BEFORE
fish deranged
wasn't that a tumblr post about showing up to a party
Kibi
I DID
Kibi
YES IT WAS
Kibi
"me and my alien boyfriend arriving at the function unannounced"
fish deranged
i've definitely reblogged that
Kibi
it went semi-viral FOR GOOD REASON
fish deranged
i'm so glad
Kibi
https://images.plurk.com/65acKSiC8Db5yr81X3uMQ7.jpg
triska
kibi's tumblr is real good
Kibi
this one didn't but i still like it
Kibi
people who think Ultra was a bad game EXPLAIN THIS
triska
by real good i mean very niche but i'm on board
fish deranged
buddies
Kibi
my outfit was very strong
載入新的回覆