I am now Florida Man.

Just completed a hejira to Jacksonville to live with my niece and family. They have a very nice house.

Congratulations!

Oh hey! Congratulations on your new abode!

Landed in the middle of a monsoon (even the stewardess was nervous), and my laptop immediately began acting up. Fortunately, my niece's husband (nephew-in-law?) is a genius at fixing things, so I'm back online after only three days!

It's very nice here, and they are spoiling me unmercifully.