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im going bonkers fucking yonkers over tagging ichiro in so im dumping my stream of consciousness thoughts about rei&ichi in here LMAO

SPOILERS ALL OVER PROBABLY
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rei comports himself as a guy who's In Charge and Has a Plan for his every human interaction. and then ichiro showed up and it's like (sound of entire drumset falling down sixteen flights or stairs)
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THIS MAN IS A MESS
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im like thrown for a loop bc i've been writing rei with his basic logic as the driving factor for a WHOLE YEAR and now it's like (TOSSES ALL THAT OUT THE WINDOW) SON??? SONBOY??? SON?????
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!! YOU SHIT
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Rei doesn't know what he's doing right now!!!!!!!!!!! Master fucking Mind my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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in canon we've only got a few interactions between rei and ichiro, and they're... VERY weird. just all of them are weird.
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rei says to otome that ichiro barely counts as his son, so Rei an't be proud of his accomplishments. And he also judges Otome to her face about HER estranged relationship with HER son?
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and then even though he says that, we've seen rei send ichiro help that he doesn't want or ask for MORE THAN ONCE (1 beating up some randos trying to jump ichiro all at once, 2 sending ichiro info on Nemu's missing persons case)
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But rei also tries to steal jiro and saburo from underneath him??? And then admits that Ichiro is actually doing better than he expected when it doesn't work???? HUH???????????
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Ichiro says that he burned all bridges between them because he doesn't agree with the way Rei is handling their mother's death. it's unclear When rei came and told him about all that, but i think it was probably after Rei dumped them at an orphanage (which we've seen one(1) panel of)
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and do WE know how rei is "handling" their mother's death? NO WE DONT FSFDFDSF
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but i'm going to assume, based on rei rapping about taking revenge, that it's not great. and based on how he dumped his kids after her death, Probably All-Consuming In a Bad Way
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the way ichiro holds his brothers up above all else probably points to what exactly he hates about rei, in that rei put everything aside to pursue wife justice. which ichiro considers worthless if he's gonna abandon the rest of his family for it
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I'm still holding out for rei dumping his kids and changing his name for their own safety after jumping ship from the military, but that doesn't change anything
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Jesus christ ive lost my train of thought. I don't even know how Ramuda cloning fits in here
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REI HAS TOO MANY THINGS GOING ON. HE HAS TOO MANY RESPONSIBLITIES
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for all of rei's abandoning issues, he still doesn't seem to be able to let go of anything?!!? he keeps bugging ichiro in the above manners, and he befriended(ok, a strong word LMAO) saburo anonymously for years.... and he still protects ramuda...........
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What the fuck. I sound insane tryin to piece this together LMFAO
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all of this to say that ichiro being in avalon is going to destroy rei's reputation as a smooth operator who's on top of everything. Because Rei is going to keep doing shit that makes NO SENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO
JJ・-・)レ
I'm loving this thread so much jsyk
bwutawity
I love this
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LMFAOOOOOO im glad, i fele like the fucking pepe silvia meme
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thank you u_______u im not even done
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ultimately i think rei's feelings towards ichiro is like. that "you will always love your kid but you might not always like them." that's him. he doesnt like this damn kid, bless 'em LMFAO
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rei SORT OF respects ichiro's determination to do things on his own and estranged from him... and understands that he can't be forgiven for his actions (see: refusing to explain to Saburo because "it doesnt change the fact he left them")....
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but he still keeps getting in their business bc he loves them or some shit what the fuck!!!!!!!! I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AAAUUUGH!!!!!!!!!!!! Messy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i love them.
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rolls the entire amayamadado family into a ball and slam dunks them
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Stupid.
nilla 💐
[standing ovation] excellent plurk op
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busts back in here, AND ANOTHER THING
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https://images.plurk.com/164Cyo4FZ7UDw9LrS05vPT.png https://images.plurk.com/1Dsi9WHfVvylNmSu1jR6JI.png
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Hello???? Rei???? What the fuck does this mean???? What the fuck does this MEAN
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ARE YOU SALTY BC ICHIRO KEEPS REBUFFING YOU
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BUT OBVIOUSLY REI WORKS WITH PEOPLE HE DOESNT ENJOY (otome....) ANYWAY SO ???????????????????????
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AAAAAAAGH
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exits: imagining this is so funny i think i might die. maruki and two men over 6 feet tall who might kill each other (with rap)
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gfggfdddfdfdf
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the snacks: delicious. the tension: *palpable*
it's Rabbit!
jsjshsjjdjjd holy shit
it's Rabbit!
the entire time ive been canon reviewing ive been thinking "rei what the fuck are you doing man"
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LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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https://images.plurk.com/12OJgjueVgl1kZVdedVGCD.png
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enough has happened to Rei that could make him sympathetic, but he is like, actively bound and determined to be as unpitiable as possible adakadffdkfsdf
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Go Ahead Get In Since You Wanna Be The Bad Guy So Bad
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i lost my mind reading the drama track where ichiro goes "yeah and rei is always so fucking cryptic with everything like wtf"
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STUPID DRAMATIC OLD MAN
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beats him with a stick
it's Rabbit!
he does this to himself!!!! there's no feeling sorry for him!!!
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just points and laughs at rei
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