Kibi
Lusamine telling Mobius that she doesn't know what a spider is has reminded me how funny it is that none of the spider-based Pokemon have 8 legs
Kibi
that's like a spider's defining attribute and TPC can't remember how many legs there are, so Lusamine is just like eight legs? my, that's quite a lot...
Kibi
Pokemon Designer A: how many legs do spiders have again?
Pokemon Designer B: 6...? i think it was 6
Pokemon Designer C: you're both dumb it's obviously 4 legs
silly-vanilly
someday someones gonna come out with a pokemon game with some truly cthulhuesque designs. like there's already some hardcore fridgehorror going on with pokemon
silly-vanilly
time to cut the cutesy designs and give us l̸̨̡͚̜̝̥͈͔͆͗͆̓́̽̓̑̉͝ͅē̵͓͍͓͍̠̝̘̒̀͋̑̾̉̓́͜g̶̙̥̠̣̜̭̜̫͈̺̊̔̓̑̀͐̌̀͂͗͠s̸̩͍̣̳̪̻͒̈́̈́ͅ
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tbf I think they tried that with eternatus which is why it's especially sad that eternatus looks like someone's unfinished unity rig
silly-vanilly
CRYING LMAO
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I even REALLY love most Gen 8 designs so it's like... eternatus baby why
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but I'll always have my real actual six perfect real life sons falinks
Kibi
i think their first attempt was with the Ultra Beasts like...they're still mostly leaning toward cutesy but Xurkitree and Guzzlord are pretty out there-looking when you put them next to other Pokemon. but Eternatus is definitely a prime example
Kibi
Eternatus is actually one of the few Gen 8 designs i like sklfj;lkhjklhj 😩😩
Kibi
even though its Eternamax whatever the hell form looks ssssooooo dummbbbb
Kibi
H A N D
Kibi
Nihilego also doesn't even really look like a Pokemon to me
Kibi
....although thinking about it i think some UBs only look not-quite-Pokemon to me because they don't have faces
Kibi
i also still look at Ultra Necrozma's design and can't...really.....figure out what i'm even looking at
Kibi
i feel like i could give one of its wings a little pull and it would come off like string cheese
silly-vanilly
yeah ultra beasts are a step but give us something harder give us something that will remain in our nightmares
Kibi
the kids will love it!
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but kibi.... centipede dragon....
Kibi
Giratina.....my beloved
Kibi
i'm so sorry i forgot about you
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I'm a bug nut and Gen 8 gave me more than just the obligatory early bug so I owe it my life basically
Kibi
Snom and Frosmoth are saving graces of the Galar dex
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I MEANT CENTISCORCH giratina is also a good mans tho
triska
i'm still mad that falinks is not a bug but i get it
Kibi
Centiscorch isn't a dragon......bacon-lookin weirdo
triska
gmax centi is a radiator : )
fish deranged
it's a Chinese dragon also how dare you slander my son
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I am Affronted
fuzz
i named my centiscorch bacon & i love him. hes beautiful and all i ever wanted in life
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at least it's not the dragon whose just a fucking refrigerator
triska
.....DURALUDON??
triska
bitch he's an inhaler
Kibi
AUGH
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uchoxhhc
Kibi
I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY
Kibi
IT'S AN INHALER
Kibi
godddd Galar.......
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IT'S FUGLY IS WHAT IT IS
triska
dont get me wrong i fully hate duraludon's design
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it's weird like I either really love or really hate the galar mons
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no middle ground
Kibi
i can never forgive Galar for forcing me to deal with the Gender Roles Pokemon (Indeedee)
triska
INDEEDEE CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE ASSHOLE
Kibi
i hate so many of the Galar designs it's so sad....i don't think i've ever felt such annoyance toward so many designs in one generation
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God thank you we didn't need Literally audino 2
Eyes-Odd
bitch duraludon is just the mecha godzilla to tyranitar's godzilla
Kibi
Audino.....but worse
Kibi
Meowstic.....but without the girlbossery
triska
DURALUDON SUCKS
Kibi
Duraludon was one of several Galar Pokemon i saw a still image of and said "that's fine" only to be like HELLO?????? once i saw it move in-game
Kibi
the worst offender of that however is Galarian Meowth....who i adored the design of until i saw it in-game and realized it was not a big fluffball and rather a skinny Meowth with a beard stuck to it
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yeah that was an Odd Choice
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also stop giving meowth forms and do something new please
Kibi
godddd i forgot how Duraludon's Gigantamax form also just takes the silly and KEEPS GOING
Kibi
this is just a Building
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I mean I am ALL FOR SILLY but like
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it wasn't clever silly like a "wyrm in an apple" it was just dumb
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applin is perfect though a+ pun
Kibi
Flapple hurts me to look at
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no you're right flapple does not exist we stan only appletun
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but like. conceptually at least there's something there that got executed on
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a steel building dragon is a good idea in theory but oh my GOD they did not execute it
Tallorance
galar kind of sucks design wise but it gave me appletun and dragapult and that's all i care about hdfsgvfh
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it's OK I'll love the ones people don't like and you all can enjoy lucario even though it's horrible
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thus balance
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I'm well aware I'm the only man in the world who likes the impidimp line and I accept this burden
triska
i like flapple a lot : (
triska
also tons of people like grimmsnarl
triska
appletun pisses me off because it's hump just fading from green to Pie without a piecrust edge is fucking terrible design
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would you say the design is.. half baked
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also HUH I've only ever seen people calling the impidimp line shitty
Kibi
Grimmsnarl is also among the Galar designs i like.....also Runerigus
triska
Runerigus is COOL AS HELL
triska
i have a shiny one and i lov him
Kibi
Appletun is....Okay. but it's on thin ice
Kibi
i hate its eyes
Kibi
wh...why are they like that.....
triska
i love its weird floppy eyes
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it is doing its best kibi
Kibi
PUT THOSE DOWN
Kibi
i'm sorry this was supposed to be about spiders but now we're all just swinging our bats at the Beedrill's nest
triska
where else can we bitch about pkmn designs if not in your plurk kibi
Kibi
that's true.....
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I mean Pokémon can be so personal
triska
also high five for hating lucario
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I always remember every one is SOMEBODYS favorite
Kibi
shittalking Pokemon designs is something that can be so intimate...
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and then I remember I fucking love bruxish
Kibi
Bruxish is queen
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so like. who among us has not sinned
triska
i am indifferent to bruxish except i love it's many Bite moves
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I want a shiny bruxish so bad
Kibi
one my top favorite Pokemon is Woobat imagine how i have suffered
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clown queen bitch
triska
dude i'll hack you one once bruxish gets its passport
Kibi
"this is just a shittier Zubat" no it's Zubat but full of love
triska
woobat is PRECIOUS and its based on one of the most precious irl bats too
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I used to breed, maybe I'll go back to that
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I just hate uh. actually PLAYING Gen 8
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I don't want to move everyone up
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They're all still in sm
Kibi
speaking of hating Gen 8 i also love Calyrex and hate that it's locked behind an unnecessary DLC cost. will Galar's crimes ever end?
triska
i wish the ghost horse wasn't so shit on its own
triska
its moveset is so shitty that you actually use mud shot as coverage
Kibi
klDJ:FKLH
triska
ice horse is a POWERHOUSE
triska
with a great moveset
triska
ghost horse fucking blows
Kibi
you gotta just be like me and not even think about competitive. if it can handle wild mons then it's good
Kibi
what are movesets this horse is dead
triska
unfortunately i'm obsessed with strategy
triska
especially since i hate breeding and shiny chaining so i have nothing else to do once the story is over
Kibi
😔
Kibi
yeah granted i don't know if there....is much else other than that to do after you beat a Pokemon game.....
Kibi
i mess around with post-game gimmick stuff and then get deeply obsessed with a character no one else likes
triska
mukuro is a joke character who only existed to be a red herring so
Kibi
Oleana my love......
triska
i relate
triska
i also love oleana
Kibi
one of Galar's saving graces...even if she is admittedly pretty one-note i am more than willing to read far too much into her like 10 lines of dialogue so she has truly stolen my heart
triska
oh so am i
triska
everything youve ever said about her is correct
fish deranged
I wish we got literally anything about her in the game besides some red herring flagging and one fight that comes out of nowhere and gets no explanation!!
Kibi
thank you.....i can't explain my art often
Kibi
like a huge chunk of her character is delivered via an anime episode skjf;lkkhh
fish deranged
Gen 8 is so frustrating because it keeps setting stuff up and then refuses to explain or explore any of it
Kibi
and the fact that she apparently invented the Dynamax Bands (and therefore is responsible for like a HUGE part of Galar's battling culture) and yet that is never actually mentioned in the games?? ok...........
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if I have to watch a totally separate thing to understand your story fully, your writing is shit
Kibi
exactly.....😔
triska
OLEANA invented the dynamax bands????
triska
jesus christ
triska
why didnt we know that
Kibi
she did!!! but it's only Word of God because i think the only place it is mentioned is...............on the official Pokemon Facebook or something
Tallorance
you dont even get that she's a scientist from the games....
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like people get down on Gen 7 but at least it understood basic setup and payoff
Kibi
YEAH
triska
but ink, she's wearing a labcoat over her sexy bondage top
fish deranged
if Gen 7 were written like Gen 8 you wouldn't know lusamine was Lillie and gladions mom
Tallorance
i dont read that as a labcoat. i was just. white coat ok
fish deranged
it just wouldn't be in the game
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you'd have to guess
triska
LMAO
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AM I WRONG
Tallorance
it felt more. fashion than "this lady is a scientist"
Tallorance
pokemon doing their own characters dirty
fish deranged
she existed literally just to flag as a little more evil than rose
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as if anyone didn't guess IMMEDIATELY who the villain was
Kibi
Oleana's outfit is so funny.....even the artbook refers to the coat as a "stylish lab coat" iirc
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are you sure about that Pokémon
Kibi
WRONG Oleana exists.....for me.
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TRUE
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I like her too I just wish they used her for anything or in a way that made coherent sense
Kibi
she is just so funny and sad.....
Kibi
she has 100 SIGNED COPIES of her boss' baseball card
fish deranged
"let's give her a big fight to make her look like a villain and then just IMMEDIATELY move on rendering it completely pointless "
Kibi
and wants everyone to know
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but then I really like opal who also looked like she would get to be interesting and cool until the narrative completely forgot about her so lmao
Kibi
litchrally.....she also has extra scenes post-game but both of them are completely optional and very easy to miss
Kibi
Opal is extremely funny to me but she has gym leader syndrome
Kibi
not allowed to be...too important
triska
finding oleana in the tundra was so funny
Kibi
YEAH
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YEAH which is why I was like oh? she's hinting she has dirt on rose?? where is this going this is unusual for a gym leader
Kibi
Oleana goes to the tundra to stand in the pouring rain/a blizzard in her work clothes talking to herself
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IT WAS GOING NOWHERE!!! YAAAAAAY
Kibi
Oleana's post-game scene in the Galar Mine is also just....the best
Kibi
100 SIGNED COPIES
fish deranged
replace her with annoying boring hot twink bede we can't have an older character be interesting
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her relationship with bede even could have made him bearable but instead it was just an excuse to write her out
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I'm salty
Kibi
to be fair i think her connection to Bede gives her more depth than most gym leaders get...but of course that's setting the bar super low because gym leaders are mostly forgettable klgj;klh
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that's WHY I'm salty
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they gave us a taste of something good and then slapped it out of our hands
Kibi
BW is the only game where i was like...oh hey the gym leaders actually sort of do stuff here
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like
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just don't bother, then
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YEAH bw did that well and alola at least had some fun set dressing
Tallorance
i hate how much they like. built up so much between raihan and leon and then. they don't interact that much
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also Gen 5 had that one really fashionable bug man that I love
Kibi
king Burgh
Kibi
Raihan and Leon are so wildly popular i feel like they're the only thing keeping SwSh relevant fandom-wise and yet every SwSh adaptation has like...weirdly resisted fleshing them out more
Tallorance
them and the little emo dude are the only content i see and yet pokemon are like. nah
Kibi
i constantly forget Piers exists despite how unbelievably popular he is klgj;lkjhh shows how much i care about the SwSh cast (except Oleana)
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me, liking old lady and hot dad: you guys are getting content?
Kibi
litchrally me with Oleana also
Kibi
she's not even that popular in the horrific porn-maker part of the fandom (Lusamine still is though. please keep me in your thoughts)
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gently touches your shoulder
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I am sorry
Kibi
(in tears) they....they just won't stop........
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love to Google a character name and IMMEDIATELY regret it
Kibi
the Pokemon fan experience unfortunately
Kibi
if you're ever having a bad day just imagine me stumbling upon a nsfw image of Lusamine with a Minion
Kibi
which happened
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don't like that
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suddenly very glad the worst I get googling my own rp main is just people drawing him inaccurately attractive
triska
WHAT?
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