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[meme] incorrect quotes for our cr
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theia: Fellas, I gotta know for science. Is the opposite of red green or blue?
rosemary: Technically a mix of green and blue?
theia: So blurple.
rosemary: That's implying you're mixing blue and purple.
theia: Would you rather have fucking bleen? MOTHERFUCKING GRUE?
rosemary: You were confusing before but now I'm scared.

why does this feel accurate
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Yashiki: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand.
Travis: That sounds like a dare to me.
Yashiki: Oh my god.
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Yashiki: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Travis: Please, just say fuck.
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kent: This was almost a great idea.
lyn: You just described 90% of our stuff

also this blast from the past
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Wade: You are an absolute fucking dork.
Travis, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Wade: sighs Yeah, you're my dork.
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I CANNOT BELIEVE
ASS STEALER
Travis: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Shinobu: Go the fuck to sleep Travis.
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that's just canon
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nilla 💐 : JFHCGDHD THESE ARE BOTH PERFECT
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( ° ▽ °) : I like that they're both exasperated for totally opposite reasons chctegdb
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ASS STEALER : I agree this is totally canon
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Soma: Hey Kamui, listen, corporate makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know?
Kamui: Alright! Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?"
Soma: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.
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can't believe this was the first one
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Soma: Damn, the power went out.
Kamui: Don’t worry, I got this.
Kamui: stomps foot
Soma: What-?
Kamui: Sketchers light up
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HAHAHAHA
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these are both perfect
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Travis and Wade are in Paris.
Travis: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Wade: But...
Travis: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
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Wade: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Travis: Yeah.
Wade: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Travis: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Wade: Okay, alright.
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fuck aksusggdj
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