Benedict: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer. Allumin: You're right, Benedict.. Violence can't be the answer. Benedict: Correct, Allumin. Now, on to the next lesso- Allumin: Violence is the question. Allumin: And the answer is yes! Benedict: Allumin, no!!
Allumin: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Benedict: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Allumin: But you’re always acting stupid? Benedict: ... Benedict: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Diabhall: slams books down in front of Allumin Diabhall: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Allumin: You could of said literally anything else. Diabhall: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Allumin: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Cole: Allumin is not allowed to violate the dress code, even on 'casual' Fridays. Cole: No matter how many times you say please, Allumin. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
abby: running towards allumin with open arms allumin: moves out of the way abby: Hey, why'd you move?! allumin: I thought you were going to attack me. abby: I was going to hug you! allumin: Why would you hug me? abby: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Diabhall: Hey, what’s the name of the guy who lives down the hall? Myron: His cats' names are Walter and Rose. Diabhall: That's not what I asked. Myron: That is all the information I have.
Allumin: Astarion, is that my mug you’re drinking out of? Astarion: No, it’s mine. Allumin: It... looks just like the one I have... Astarion: You don’t have one like this anymore.
benedict: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. edgard: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. allumin: A realist sees a freight train. abby: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Allumin: What if mayonnaise came in cans? Diabhall: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal. Benedict: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Benedict: Guess what number I’m thinking of. Diabhall: 420? Benedict: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously. Allumin: 69. Benedict: Yeah it was 69.
Allumin: And what do I get out of this? Abby: I will give you a dollar. Allumin:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar! Abby: How bout two dollars? Allumin: You got yourself a deal.
Allumin: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Allumin: aggressively throws water bottles Abby: Uh... what's up with them? Benedict: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Allumin: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Edgard, crying: It's working.
Allumin: You're right, Benedict.. Violence can't be the answer.
Benedict: Correct, Allumin. Now, on to the next lesso-
Allumin: Violence is the question.
Allumin: And the answer is yes!
Benedict: Allumin, no!!
Benedict: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Allumin: But you’re always acting stupid?
Benedict: ...
Benedict: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Diabhall: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.
Allumin: You could of said literally anything else.
Diabhall: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Allumin: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.
Cole: No matter how many times you say please, Allumin. We won't put any of the hats you've been asking about into the dress code.
Allumin, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
oh no
Benedict: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Allumin: Your point?
allumin: moves out of the way
abby: Hey, why'd you move?!
allumin: I thought you were going to attack me.
abby: I was going to hug you!
allumin: Why would you hug me?
abby: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Benedict: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
abby: No.
allumin: I think I speak for abby when I say it sounds really super.
allumin: You're welcome to share my friends.
abby: looks at edgard and benedict
abby: I don't want those.
Myron: His cats' names are Walter and Rose.
Diabhall: That's not what I asked.
Myron: That is all the information I have.
Allumin: Astarion, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?Astarion: No, it’s mine.
Allumin: It... looks just like the one I have...
Astarion: You don’t have one like this anymore.
Der Tod: You're kinda ugly.
edgard: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
allumin: A realist sees a freight train.
abby: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
Myron: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Ellie: So, Allumin, do you have a crush on anyone?Allumin: The only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
Ellie: pulls back the curtain while Allumin is showeringEllie: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
Diabhall: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Benedict: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Diabhall: 420?
Benedict: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.
Allumin: 69.
Benedict: Yeah it was 69.
Gabranth: Why are you doing this?Allumin: Same reason I do everything, Gabranth. To get somebody to like me.
Der Tod: But you do know better.
Ellie: Language!
Allumin: Whom the fuck-
Ellie: No.
Abby: I will give you a dollar.
Allumin:: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Abby: How bout two dollars?
Allumin: You got yourself a deal.
Allumin: aggressively throws water bottles
Abby: Uh... what's up with them?
Benedict: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Allumin: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Edgard, crying: It's working.
Abby: Strong.
Allumin: Weak.
Edgard: An idiot, is what your are.