Din: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Cal periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ Din: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Din: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Geralt: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Geralt, right after Din leaves the room: I miss them already.
Geralt: Get your hand off my shield! Yennefer: There's like a million other shields. Geralt: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers. Yennefer: hits Geralt with the shield Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
Cal, texting: O Obi-Wan: What? Cal: Don’t read into that. Obi-Wan: But I will read into that. Cal: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER! Obi-Wan: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm? Cal: Dude, really? Cal: It’s a fucking letter. Obi-Wan: It could stand for something! Cal: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE! Obi-Wan: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Obi-Wan: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery! Arthur: This unmitigated poppycock? Albert: Extravagant hogwash! Obi-Wan: Okay, stop.
At a speed dating event Tomoe: Oh wow, people are really shallow. Arthur: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate? Tomoe: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet. Arthur: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.
Din: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Cal periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’Din: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.
Din: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.Geralt: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Geralt, right after Din leaves the room: I miss them already.
Vanessa: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.Arthur: Marry me.
Geralt: Get your hand off my shield!Yennefer: There's like a million other shields.
Geralt: Take that one, it has a flower on it. Girls like flowers.
Yennefer: hits Geralt with the shield Oops! Now this one has blood on it.
Cal: It... It didn't take me the whole day...
Ellie: I have a problem.Geralt: Kill it.
Ellie: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Geralt: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.Ellie: Mine just says "Ellie no."
Geralt: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Arthur: And you came to me?
Obi-Wan: What?
Cal: Don’t read into that.
Obi-Wan: But I will read into that.
Cal: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Obi-Wan: Why is there a space after it, hmmmmm?
Cal: Dude, really?
Cal: It’s a fucking letter.
Obi-Wan: It could stand for something!
Cal: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Obi-Wan: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Obi-Wan: Optometrist.
Cal: Oh my God…
Arthur: This unmitigated poppycock?
Albert: Extravagant hogwash!
Obi-Wan: Okay, stop.
Albert: holds a gun out to Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan: I-I don't believe in guns.
Albert: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
Albert: Come on, Obi-Wan! How any times do I have to apologize?
Obi-Wan: Once!
Albert: ...No.
Cal: You’re too young to have enemies.
Trilla: You don’t even know.
At a speed dating event
Tomoe: Oh wow, people are really shallow.
Arthur: Consider it a background check. For example: Do you have a death certificate?
Tomoe: Checks their pulse Sorry, not yet.
Arthur: Good, I'm not fucking a ghost again.