Billy: This is a very powerful artifact. You’d be messing with some forces we don’t fully understand. Tommy: That sounds like a dare to me. Billy: Oh my god.
Billy, texting Jason: sends a voice message Jason, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Billy: No, don’t worry, just listen later. later Jason: presses play Billy's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Billy: Ow! Dick: What’s wrong? Billy: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow. Dick: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Billy: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Jace: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Billy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Jace: Is it working?
Alec: I need to dye my hair. Alex: ... Alec: Or get another tattoo. Alex: ... Alec: Or a new piercing. Alex: Why? Alec: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Quentin: What's wrong with you? Eliot: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Dick: How would you like your coffee? Jason: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Dick, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Jason: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult. Dick, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Jace: I'm very scary. Alec: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Jace: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Alec: And small. Jace: Jace: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Teddy: Billy, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Billy, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Alec: What an idiot.
Alec: realizes it's John
Alec: Wait, that's MY idiot!
Alec: John, what did you think a tiger shark was?
Magnus: Then get up.
Magnus: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
Jace: Fuck.
Alec:
Alec: ...swear as in promise.
Alec: And you came to me?
Tommy: That sounds like a dare to me.
Billy: Oh my god.
Tommy: But don't you hate yourself.
Billy: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Jason, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Billy: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
later
Jason: presses play
Billy's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Jason: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
Billy: looks down at their watch
Billy: Now, how do you know that?
Dick: What’s wrong?
Billy: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
Dick: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.
Jace: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Jace: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Billy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Jace: Is it working?
Alex: Please don’t make me think about my life.
Alex: ...
Alec: Or get another tattoo.
Alex: ...
Alec: Or a new piercing.
Alex: Why?
Alec: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
Caliban: Kill it.
Alec: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
Alec: Fine.
Caliban: Wait, that's my credit card!
Alec: You said any card.
Eliot: And I need you to be less vague and weird.
Eliot: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
Jason: As dark and as bitter as my soul.
Dick, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
Dick, sarcastically: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.
Billy: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
Tommy: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.
Tommy: You're kinda ugly.
Alec: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Jace: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Alec: And small.
Jace:
Jace: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Jace: I’ve been prepared for that my entire life.
Billy:
Jace: Or something mean about you.
Magnus: I will politely decline.
Billy: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Tommy: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
Billy, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Tommy: I don't want your advice.
James: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
David: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Billy.
Teddy: They took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.
David: And?
Teddy: They got Billy.