In which Frankenstein is the worst goddamn house guest

So tonight we all piled in the car to go to a burning x party on the other side of the mountain. Sergio's parents have 3 enormous cats so we put Frankie in our bedroom, fed her and gave her water and a litterbox and privacy. We were gone three hours

I get nervous when she goes near other cats because she's FIV+ and can catch illnesses really easily

PLus she's a little bean so she's half the size of the next largest cat. The three male cats are Lucifer, Damian, and Sylvester

We come home. i bring her out of the bedroom and in my arms, petting her. She's not having any of it. She's burrowing her head in my elbow and just too overwhelmed to move. I ask Sergio if I let her go, he can keep an eye on her.I don't want her to hide under furniture or get cornered by one of the big boys who are watching her

oh no princess

I let her go

She slinks around. Keeps an eye on Sylvester who watches her from under a chair

circles the rooom

Then proceeds to make a beeline for the platters laid out for the boys. We go to stop her. Sergio's mom says no, she's her grandcat, she can eat whatever she wants

She ate all the dinners. for three cats. all 2x her size

LOL

Now she's lying on the carpet purring up a goddamn storm

now watch as she begs for her own dinner

WE FED HER BEFORE WE LEFT

"I'm finally not hungry!"

hongry

HAHHAA

I love her so much

My inlaws are the kind of people who leave food out for the cats but also put out like all kinds of food depending on what each one likes. Frankie had a goddamn smorgasboard. She moved from dish to dish to dish

We said she might throw up and Cynthia went "so she throws up! Let her eat"

no. bad relatives. throwing up is bad for kitty

She did not throw up!

My vet said that some cats just live to throw up and after careful consideration, I'm pretty sure she's right. I swear sometimes Punk throws up just for entertainment.