AmbularD
Tip for any of y'all who are getting to that age but haven't had this done yet (possible TMI within:-)
AmbularD
Bah. Plurk code. Smiley unintentional
AmbularD
Anyway though, if you in go for your first colonoscopy and all goes well, do not be a dumbass like yours truly and eat too much too fast afterward, no matter how starved you are or how good it tastes.
AmbularD
I have now dubbed my @#$*&%# gallbladder 'Karen' because it pitched a gigantic hissy fit at about four o'clock in the morning and sent me and the husband racing to the ER. The pain I was in all the way there was comparable to that of childbirth.
AmbularD
(On the plus side, in addition to knowing that I don't have major colon issues, I now also know courtesy of a CAT scan and ultrasound that I don't have kidney or gallstones and my ovarian cyst is still behaving itself. So there's that.)
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
yeeaaah i had mine at like 10am and then came home still hazy from semi-sedation, ate a frozen yogurt bar and fell asleep for a few hours.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
i feel like it was the way to go
Layla42
gallbladders are assholes, man. Glad everything worked out. <3
Mis
Glad that things are all in order, more or less. I will keep this information handy for the day when I must venture into the horrid realm of colonic exploration.
AmbularD
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ : That's closer o what I'll plan for next time.
AmbularD
AmbularD
Mis : The procedure itself was a breeze, at least for me, but that's consistent with what I've hard from a lot of other people too. They knocked my ass out and I don't remember a thing. Didn't even wake up with a headache. But the prep is a PITA
Mis
Yeah, that's the thing I've heard the most about, that the prep liquid is awful to choke down.
Mis
And...other problems with the whole "cleaning out your system beforehand" process.
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
yeah the prep liquid is gross and you have to down it within a specified time period
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
but i had no discomfort afterwards
AmbularD
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ : I think I'd have been fine if I hadn't eaten too much the same day I had the procedure. Mis : I read through some message boards for people who've had it done, and had some strong peppermint gum on hand to chew as I was sipping the stuff through a straw. It wasn't fun. but I managed it all right. Desitin is also recommended. :-P
Mυrder Mυғғιɴ
I also heard it was best to drink it through a straw and did so
ƒrîght˚˖𓍢ִ໋ 🦇
Because of family history for Spousal Minion, he's had to go every five years since he was 30. And I feel like each time for him, depending on the doctor/practice, the prep is different. The first couple of times, he had the gallon of stuff. The next couple, magnesium citrate and dulcolax. Next time? We'll find out!
AmbularD
Yeah, I was reading around and it does seem like each place has its own way of doing it
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