izzy.vrm
welcome to faeburger, home of the faeburger, can i have your name please
LOVE & PEATH
I mean if you're eating there you're fucked anyway,
Throppleganger
Beese...Churger. The Fourth
Awe
No thank you
DK Jump Scare
do I have to give my name for the order
GalacticBattler
Listen if you PAY for your meal then you're in the clear
𝓟𝓮𝓸𝓷𝔂🌸𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
.... Dear lord, I can think of at least three or four ways you can get screwed here.
izzy.vrm
Throppleganger : thank you mr. churger, it's an honor to be here. what will you be having
izzy.vrm
DK Jump Scare : yeah, so i don't mix up your order with anybody else's here. you don't want somebody else's faeburger, do you
DK Jump Scare
LOVE & PEATH
anyway ahem
LOVE & PEATH
my name is Seymour Butz
izzy.vrm
murkrows: thank you ms. butz, what will you be having today?
Clodsire
hmm
Let's scamper!
Read this as faceburger at first, which makes for a very different tone
LOVE & PEATH
a faeburger with extra mayonnaise
LOVE & PEATH
hold the burger
Throppleganger
Can I have the a Milksummer Night’s Shake
izzy.vrm
yes of course, do you want that with whipped cream
WereAwoo
henlo my name is wolfie
izzy.vrm
hello wolfie, my name is wolfie, can i have your order please?
WereAwoo
I want chickie tendies
izzy.vrm
murkrows: i was looking for images of sandwiches with just mayo on them but i found people eating mayo with peanut butter or mayo with banana and that is a crime even the winter court cannot condone
Throppleganger
Is it cursed whip cream then yes
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
/looks through pockets
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i got this gender if you want it?
izzy.vrm
oh no i'm good on gender
LOVE & PEATH
so not for nothing but does this establishment happen to have peanut butter and bananas,
izzy.vrm
not natively but if you sign up for our app you can look at our Daily Deals
WereAwoo
...chickie...tendies...
izzy.vrm
how many chickie fingies would you like, sir
izzy.vrm
and what kind of dipping sauce
WereAwoo
escuse I said tendies not fingies. anyway gimme ketchup
izzy.vrm
6 chickie tendies and kepchup, that'll be $10.99 please thank you
WereAwoo
can I pay in loose body parts that are not my own
izzy.vrm
i'll have to check with my manager
WereAwoo
I can wait
izzy.vrm
ok sir thank you for waiting, at the moment we only accept locks of dyed hair tied with hair bands lightly chewed by a cat, or wisdom teeth that you don't remember saving
WereAwoo
...um...what about the blood of my enemies? does that count?
izzy.vrm
sorry, that's only on sundays
WereAwoo
Rats. Hm...What about this? /holds up Throppleganger
izzy.vrm
sir we don't accept one of our own kind here
WereAwoo
/grumbles, gives proper currency
WereAwoo
no respect for lupines, I tells ya. no respect...
izzy.vrm
sir, we have a thriving lycan community outreach program, i will not tolerate that kind of language here
izzy.vrm
speaking of would you like to round up your total
WereAwoo
yeah, sure...
izzy.vrm
very well, that'll be $12.00 even. thank you for coming to faeburger, home of the faeburger
WereAwoo
/hands over the extra dollar
izzy.vrm
thank you very much sir
\hands over a bag with the chimkin and sauce
izzy.vrm
have a good day!
WereAwoo
/trots off with delicious chimkin
rlly good brain
Wait does that mean you guys have chicken necks?
Throppleganger
Alas por woofie
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
can I get uhhhhh cold iron
izzy.vrm
no
rlly good brain
:-(
izzy.vrm
oh wait sorry
izzy.vrm
yes we do have chicken necks, no we do not have cold iron
rlly good brain
Oh, well in that case, wear a turtleneck sweater and nobody'll notice.
rlly good brain
...Prank ordering from the Fae can't possibly bite me in the ass, can it?
izzy.vrm
absolutely not, ma'am
𝓟𝓮𝓸𝓷𝔂🌸𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓼
Do you have the souls of the innocent? ... Or failing that, bagels?
rlly good brain
Excuse me, I seem to have spontaneously grown a donkey head and I'd like to- hee-haw -to the manager. 8[
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