A needlessly thorough roast of Dear Evan Hansen (202...

"I was working on a three hour video, but this movie pulled me back. I'm like the scientist in a disaster movie who's come out of retirement because the sun is about to smash into the Earth."

Jenny's new haircut is cute as fuck

"If you showed me this face and asked me to typecast him, I'd probably say Dave, the father of Alvin and the Chipmunks, in the live action version"

I guess it's time for me to figure out what Dear Evan Hanson is about

as someone who's been listening to a friend just go the fuck off about evan hanson for a while

It's bad!

This is a cute look on Jenny though yeah

It's apparently about a white boy exploiting a classmate's suicide for internet clout

i think it's a wig

she's trying to look like evan hansen

well she wears the look better than he does

she sure fuckin does

"He seems like a strange interloper, an adult man in a halloween costume of one of the kids from stranger things singing loudly at this baffled, unsuspecting family"

Given the plot I am surprised it took 20 minutes before she referenced the Heathers musical

I'm trying to figure out how to express my feelings here and it's like

Technical quality aside

This feels like a story about mental illness written by people who have never experienced mental illness

It's 13 Reasons Why the Musical