There’s another timeline where my main muse was Sans Undertale

I’m not wild about this fact but

(It’s the timeline where I can stand rpgs and am slightly better at puns)

He is a character archetype that I like

honestly you would be a good sans, memes aside. just a funny chill guy with a power spike

he's really fun to play with the right mindset

“Guy who presents as a chill doofus because he desperately does not want to reveal that he can kick everyone’s ass”

"also extremely depressed"

Oh, huge same though.

Also yea he’s SUPER depressed

He can fight real good but has absolutely no desire to. The only reason he even learned is in preparation for the complete worst-case scenario, in which he has to resort to it as a last-ditch effort to avoid the literal apocalypse. His ideal fighting style is "don't".

I even made this plurk a few days ago

In conclusion

Undertale - Hot Dog French Fries (Extended Version)