Plurk friends. I need some serious help. I'm not going to post the messages that my sister sent me, but we need an "emergency" to get out of the house on Wednesday

My sister doesn't want to be home for an asshole's birthday. i need some sort of 'emergency' for her to come with me and bring the kids with us.

like permanently or just for the day?

For the afternoon. I may have come up with something. Permeant solution is "Its my fucking house, get the hell out"

But any ideas are welcomee

What about faking an injury/needing to be taken to the hospital?

i mean that's a great permanent solution

yarn witch : Too easy to debunk

But I have an aunt that lives a few hours away.

Who has needed us to do some things for her.

can your aunt help you?

like give a cover story?

I'm going to message her after I talk with my sis about it

vehicle breakdown?

BIKE ZELDA : He's a mechanic

even if it's just she needs your help with the house... something "happens" and you guys "fix it", so there's no way to debunk it

well shit

hmm

He has never met this aunt. She is my late grandmother's sister. For real she has been trying to git out from under her mother's house in Ranger, TX for ages now. He knows about that bit

If the aunt lives a few hours away, maybe she has "sprained her ankle" and requires some assistance around the house for the day

The plan is now she needs us to sign papers stating that we are not laying any sort of claim to that house and she can do with it what she wants (Sell it, whatever. it's condemned) and we need to go sign in the presence of her lawyer

That works

The only day that it can be done is that day

oh that sounds legit

that sounds good