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[October Movie Mayhem] Starting Insidious 1!
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We've both seen this one before so I'm probably not gonna have a tone to say right off but ษชแด ส™แด€ส™แด€๊œฑสœแดแดแด‹ you wanted to know when we watched these
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The opening credits are so quiet...
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Or our sound was way down, whoops
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That is a tiny kitchen for such a big house
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Mm I guess the house isn't that big
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It just looks like it
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Creepy attic doors should not open by themselves
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man they should have taken the kid to the ER immediately tbh
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Not that it would have helped
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GOD THE BABY MONITER SHIT IS SO CREEPY
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ff Saw is on the chalkboard
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Love referential James Wan stuff
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tiptoe through the tulips. I forgot about this.
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Its less scary than Conjuring movies though, imo
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Like, there's less I can take seriously with suspension of disbelief
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I think its because the Further is so kinda.. silly??
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And the ghosts are totally random??? Like they have no context, they're just there because they are
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Or well I guess the three 50s ghosts that get murdered this was their house maybe?
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So nevermind, they're not random
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The tongue kiss ghost seems pretty random though, and he followed the wife from the other house
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So I guess this doesn't have the ghosts being tied to a location in the first place at all really? I mean they never say they do but that's a basic ghost lore thing
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Not that James Wan gives a fuck about your lore. He'll just make his own per movie series and stay wonderfully consistent within that.
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Tiptoe Through the Tulips over the demon sharpening its claws just broke all the tension for me. It's so gd silly
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And big cloppy hooves.
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The cracking thing is way creepier
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AH FUCK I forgot it ended that way!!
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Welp, better move on to the 2nd one and see if they get the witch lady out of him
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will they, who can say, but also man right tho? i think that's why i love it, b/c it's so weird and goofy and like ... idk it is what it is? like it just owns whatever insane genre it is instead of trying to be too spooky
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Yeah I do appreciate him letting a movie be what it wants to be
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And rolling with that direction
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They dubbed over the younger version of the investigator lady and its real jarring
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Ah yes, police interrogation. I 100% am on board with this logical progression of events.
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Oh good, olde house. Stick your Astral projecting son in your old bedroom full of your old psychic radiation or whatever
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This can only end well
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Self playing piano
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Poor Rene though like damn. knowing your husband is possessed
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...Idk how I feel about the ghost hunter dweebs
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But if Elise is gonna try and contact them to solve her own murder I'm here for it
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Dalton: Grandma, there's something behind you
Grandma: /proceeds to turn on every light in the house
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I hate that fucking baby bumper so much lmao
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boy howdy Patrick Wilson getting hyper intense up in here
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Huh, I wonder if Josh is trying to fight the ghost
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LMFAO GOOD FRAMING
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standing in the doorway, back-lit by the sunny day but his whole front is in the dark
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ALSO WHY IS GRANDMA'S NAME LORRAINE??
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Wait whaaaat did he time travel???
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Creepy basement laundry, oh good
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NO I HATE THIS BABY BUMPER
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JESUS FUCK this lady in white, I am fascinated
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time travel, calling it now
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Okay so we're trying to find the name of the ghost now
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Interesting... so many layers to this
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The biggest misstep of all, him not knowing the song
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AND THEN ALL THE HORSES STARTED ROCKING ON THEIR OWN FUCK
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FUCK THIS MOVIE lmfao
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I am enjoying this one way more than the first one lmao
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JUST FUCKING THROW THE CAN AT IT
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Oh my gooooooooodddd I hate thiiiisss
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fucking moron of course don't touch anything
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oh shit serial killer bride ghost
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OH SHIT HE WAS THE SERIAL KILLER
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Is this a giant riff on Psycho?!
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this one is great and terrible I love
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oh man, under the weather like a corpse??? Maybe????????!!!!
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You ever just pocket someone else's tooth?
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"what have you got?"
"A KNIFE!!"
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WELP. The moral of the story is men are useless
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Karl seems to be taking this in stride
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Oh shit this is where the time travel comes in!!
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JOSH WAS KNOCKING TO SAVE THE BABY!!!!
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Oh my god this is so clever
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Shining reference!!
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Jesus that poor kid
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That is such a cool way of using the tin can phone
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I'm soft!!! 'I played your song'
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SHOOT I liked that one a ton better than the first one
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And now Insidious 3!
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Looks like this one wasn't Wan?
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RIGHT wasn't it a good one
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Aww shit are we gonna have theater ghosts??
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bdkksgirknd I hate compound fractures I am not watching this part...
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Wow thanks creepy lady
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Oh no old bub Warren hello
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Man if I were Elise I would sleep with the lights on
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he's not home oh nooooo
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STOP TEMPTING FATE QUINN GOD DAMN
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Nothing to bother a guilty conscience like a cute old dog's puppy eyes
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How do you make a horror movie worse? Take away the ability to run x.x
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I FUCKING HATE THIS AHAHHHHH
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oh I haaaaaaaate this
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Wait thats the 2nd house from 1
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YUP that's what I figured
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ah fuck fuck fuck no I hate the bone cracking noises
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EYEBALL
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omg Parker get out we're trying to fight some other ghost!!
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Elise is such a badass
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oh noooo... I hope for her sake this is actually him but there's no way its him
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I was doing so well
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