𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
[October Movie Mayhem] Starting Insidious 1!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
We've both seen this one before so I'm probably not gonna have a tone to say right off but ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ you wanted to know when we watched these
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
The opening credits are so quiet...
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Or our sound was way down, whoops
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
That is a tiny kitchen for such a big house
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Mm I guess the house isn't that big
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
It just looks like it
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Creepy attic doors should not open by themselves
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
man they should have taken the kid to the ER immediately tbh
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Not that it would have helped
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
GOD THE BABY MONITER SHIT IS SO CREEPY
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
ff Saw is on the chalkboard
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Love referential James Wan stuff
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
A+ nurse
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
fuuucckkiiinnnggg
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
tiptoe through the tulips. I forgot about this.
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
God it's So Much
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Its less scary than Conjuring movies though, imo
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Like, there's less I can take seriously with suspension of disbelief
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
I think its because the Further is so kinda.. silly??
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
And the ghosts are totally random??? Like they have no context, they're just there because they are
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Or well I guess the three 50s ghosts that get murdered this was their house maybe?
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
So nevermind, they're not random
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
The tongue kiss ghost seems pretty random though, and he followed the wife from the other house
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
So I guess this doesn't have the ghosts being tied to a location in the first place at all really? I mean they never say they do but that's a basic ghost lore thing
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Not that James Wan gives a fuck about your lore. He'll just make his own per movie series and stay wonderfully consistent within that.
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
FUCKIN' THIS
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Tiptoe Through the Tulips over the demon sharpening its claws just broke all the tension for me. It's so gd silly
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
And big cloppy hooves.
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
The cracking thing is way creepier
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
AH FUCK I forgot it ended that way!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Welp, better move on to the 2nd one and see if they get the witch lady out of him
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
will they, who can say, but also man right tho? i think that's why i love it, b/c it's so weird and goofy and like ... idk it is what it is? like it just owns whatever insane genre it is instead of trying to be too spooky
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Yeah I do appreciate him letting a movie be what it wants to be
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
And rolling with that direction
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
They dubbed over the younger version of the investigator lady and its real jarring
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
And obvious lol
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Ah yes, police interrogation. I 100% am on board with this logical progression of events.
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Oh good, olde house. Stick your Astral projecting son in your old bedroom full of your old psychic radiation or whatever
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
This can only end well
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
camera angles
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
red lights
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Self playing piano
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Poor Rene though like damn. knowing your husband is possessed
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
...Idk how I feel about the ghost hunter dweebs
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
But if Elise is gonna try and contact them to solve her own murder I'm here for it
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Dalton: Grandma, there's something behind you
Grandma: /proceeds to turn on every light in the house
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
I hate that fucking baby bumper so much lmao
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
boy howdy Patrick Wilson getting hyper intense up in here
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Huh, I wonder if Josh is trying to fight the ghost
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
LMFAO GOOD FRAMING
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
standing in the doorway, back-lit by the sunny day but his whole front is in the dark
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
ALSO WHY IS GRANDMA'S NAME LORRAINE??
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Wait whaaaat did he time travel???
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Creepy basement laundry, oh good
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
NO I HATE THIS BABY BUMPER
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
This poor baby
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
JESUS FUCK this lady in white, I am fascinated
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
time travel, calling it now
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Okay so we're trying to find the name of the ghost now
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
ghost elevator
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Interesting... so many layers to this
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
The biggest misstep of all, him not knowing the song
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
SO MANY DOLLS. NO.
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
AND THEN ALL THE HORSES STARTED ROCKING ON THEIR OWN FUCK
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
CREEPY MURDER KID
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
FUCK THIS MOVIE lmfao
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
The CANS
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
I am enjoying this one way more than the first one lmao
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
JUST FUCKING THROW THE CAN AT IT
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Oh my gooooooooodddd I hate thiiiisss
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
fucking moron of course don't touch anything
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
BURN IT DOWN
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
oh shit serial killer bride ghost
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
OH SHIT HE WAS THE SERIAL KILLER
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Is this a giant riff on Psycho?!
нєяє ℓуѕ...
this one is great and terrible I love
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
oh man, under the weather like a corpse??? Maybe????????!!!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
You ever just pocket someone else's tooth?
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
"what have you got?"
"A KNIFE!!"
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
WELP. The moral of the story is men are useless
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Karl seems to be taking this in stride
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Oh shit this is where the time travel comes in!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
JOSH WAS KNOCKING TO SAVE THE BABY!!!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Oh my god this is so clever
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Shining reference!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
OH SHIT GO KIDS
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
more Shining ref!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Jesus that poor kid
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
That is such a cool way of using the tin can phone
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
I'm soft!!! 'I played your song'
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
SHOOT I liked that one a ton better than the first one
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
And now Insidious 3!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Looks like this one wasn't Wan?
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
RIGHT wasn't it a good one
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Super good
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Aww shit are we gonna have theater ghosts??
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
bdkksgirknd I hate compound fractures I am not watching this part...
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Wow thanks creepy lady
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
NO THANK YOU BELL
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Oh no old bub Warren hello
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Man if I were Elise I would sleep with the lights on
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
he's not home oh nooooo
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
STOP TEMPTING FATE QUINN GOD DAMN
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Nothing to bother a guilty conscience like a cute old dog's puppy eyes
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
How do you make a horror movie worse? Take away the ability to run x.x
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
I FUCKING HATE THIS AHAHHHHH
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
oh I haaaaaaaate this
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Wait thats the 2nd house from 1
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
YUP that's what I figured
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Aww Karl
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
ah fuck fuck fuck no I hate the bone cracking noises
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EYEBALL
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
omg Parker get out we're trying to fight some other ghost!!
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
Elise is such a badass
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
oh noooo... I hope for her sake this is actually him but there's no way its him
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
yeah no not him
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
NICE. SAVAGE.
𝓡𝓮𝓲-𝓬𝓸𝓬𝓸𝓪
holy shit Elise
нєяє ℓуѕ...
нєяє ℓуѕ...
I was doing so well
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