ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
[October Movie Mayhem] Starting Insidious 1!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
We've both seen this one before so I'm probably not gonna have a tone to say right off but ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ you wanted to know when we watched these
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The opening credits are so quiet...
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Or our sound was way down, whoops
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
That is a tiny kitchen for such a big house
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Mm I guess the house isn't that big
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
It just looks like it
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Creepy attic doors should not open by themselves
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
man they should have taken the kid to the ER immediately tbh
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Not that it would have helped
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
GOD THE BABY MONITER SHIT IS SO CREEPY
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ff Saw is on the chalkboard
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Love referential James Wan stuff
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
A+ nurse
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
fuuucckkiiinnnggg
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
tiptoe through the tulips. I forgot about this.
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
God it's So Much
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
It is
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Its less scary than Conjuring movies though, imo
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Like, there's less I can take seriously with suspension of disbelief
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I think its because the Further is so kinda.. silly??
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And the ghosts are totally random??? Like they have no context, they're just there because they are
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Or well I guess the three 50s ghosts that get murdered this was their house maybe?
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
So nevermind, they're not random
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The tongue kiss ghost seems pretty random though, and he followed the wife from the other house
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
So I guess this doesn't have the ghosts being tied to a location in the first place at all really? I mean they never say they do but that's a basic ghost lore thing
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Not that James Wan gives a fuck about your lore. He'll just make his own per movie series and stay wonderfully consistent within that.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
FUCKIN' THIS
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Tiptoe Through the Tulips over the demon sharpening its claws just broke all the tension for me. It's so gd silly
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And big cloppy hooves.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The cracking thing is way creepier
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
AH FUCK I forgot it ended that way!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Welp, better move on to the 2nd one and see if they get the witch lady out of him
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
will they, who can say, but also man right tho? i think that's why i love it, b/c it's so weird and goofy and like ... idk it is what it is? like it just owns whatever insane genre it is instead of trying to be too spooky
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Yeah I do appreciate him letting a movie be what it wants to be
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And rolling with that direction
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
They dubbed over the younger version of the investigator lady and its real jarring
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And obvious lol
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Ah yes, police interrogation. I 100% am on board with this logical progression of events.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh good, olde house. Stick your Astral projecting son in your old bedroom full of your old psychic radiation or whatever
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
This can only end well
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
camera angles
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
red lights
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Self playing piano
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Poor Rene though like damn. knowing your husband is possessed
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
...Idk how I feel about the ghost hunter dweebs
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
But if Elise is gonna try and contact them to solve her own murder I'm here for it
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Dalton: Grandma, there's something behind you
Grandma: /proceeds to turn on every light in the house
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I hate that fucking baby bumper so much lmao
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
boy howdy Patrick Wilson getting hyper intense up in here
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Huh, I wonder if Josh is trying to fight the ghost
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
LMFAO GOOD FRAMING
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
standing in the doorway, back-lit by the sunny day but his whole front is in the dark
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ALSO WHY IS GRANDMA'S NAME LORRAINE??
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Wait whaaaat did he time travel???
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Creepy basement laundry, oh good
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
NO I HATE THIS BABY BUMPER
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
This poor baby
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
JESUS FUCK this lady in white, I am fascinated
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
time travel, calling it now
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Okay so we're trying to find the name of the ghost now
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ghost elevator
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Interesting... so many layers to this
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The biggest misstep of all, him not knowing the song
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
SO MANY DOLLS. NO.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
AND THEN ALL THE HORSES STARTED ROCKING ON THEIR OWN FUCK
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
CREEPY MURDER KID
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
FUCK THIS MOVIE lmfao
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
The CANS
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I am enjoying this one way more than the first one lmao
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
JUST FUCKING THROW THE CAN AT IT
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh my gooooooooodddd I hate thiiiisss
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
fucking moron of course don't touch anything
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
!!!!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
BURN IT DOWN
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
oh shit serial killer bride ghost
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
OH SHIT HE WAS THE SERIAL KILLER
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Is this a giant riff on Psycho?!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
WILD
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
this one is great and terrible I love
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
oh man, under the weather like a corpse??? Maybe????????!!!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
You ever just pocket someone else's tooth?
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
"what have you got?"
"A KNIFE!!"
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
WELP. The moral of the story is men are useless
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Karl seems to be taking this in stride
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh shit this is where the time travel comes in!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
JOSH WAS KNOCKING TO SAVE THE BABY!!!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh my god this is so clever
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Shining reference!!
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
OH SHIT GO KIDS
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
more Shining ref!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Jesus that poor kid
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
That is such a cool way of using the tin can phone
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I'm soft!!! 'I played your song'
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
SHOOT I liked that one a ton better than the first one
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
And now Insidious 3!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Looks like this one wasn't Wan?
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
RIGHT wasn't it a good one
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Super good
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Aww shit are we gonna have theater ghosts??
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
bdkksgirknd I hate compound fractures I am not watching this part...
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Wow thanks creepy lady
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
NO THANK YOU BELL
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Oh no old bub Warren hello
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Man if I were Elise I would sleep with the lights on
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
he's not home oh nooooo
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
STOP TEMPTING FATE QUINN GOD DAMN
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Nothing to bother a guilty conscience like a cute old dog's puppy eyes
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
How do you make a horror movie worse? Take away the ability to run x.x
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
I FUCKING HATE THIS AHAHHHHH
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
NO
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
oh I haaaaaaaate this
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Wait thats the 2nd house from 1
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
YUP that's what I figured
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Aww Karl
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
ah fuck fuck fuck no I hate the bone cracking noises
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EYEBALL
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
omg Parker get out we're trying to fight some other ghost!!
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
Elise is such a badass
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
oh noooo... I hope for her sake this is actually him but there's no way its him
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
yeah no not him
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
NICE. SAVAGE.
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
holy shit Elise
ʙɪʀᴅɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴀɢ
lmao the last jumpscare got 𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
𝑅𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃 𝒦𝒾𝓃𝑔
I was doing so well
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