ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
[October Movie Mayhem] Starting Insidious 1!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
We've both seen this one before so I'm probably not gonna have a tone to say right off but ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ you wanted to know when we watched these
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The opening credits are so quiet...
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Or our sound was way down, whoops
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That is a tiny kitchen for such a big house
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Mm I guess the house isn't that big
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
It just looks like it
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Creepy attic doors should not open by themselves
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man they should have taken the kid to the ER immediately tbh
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Not that it would have helped
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
GOD THE BABY MONITER SHIT IS SO CREEPY
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ff Saw is on the chalkboard
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Love referential James Wan stuff
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A+ nurse
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
fuuucckkiiinnnggg
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
tiptoe through the tulips. I forgot about this.
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
God it's So Much
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
It is
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Its less scary than Conjuring movies though, imo
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Like, there's less I can take seriously with suspension of disbelief
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I think its because the Further is so kinda.. silly??
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And the ghosts are totally random??? Like they have no context, they're just there because they are
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Or well I guess the three 50s ghosts that get murdered this was their house maybe?
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So nevermind, they're not random
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
The tongue kiss ghost seems pretty random though, and he followed the wife from the other house
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
So I guess this doesn't have the ghosts being tied to a location in the first place at all really? I mean they never say they do but that's a basic ghost lore thing
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Not that James Wan gives a fuck about your lore. He'll just make his own per movie series and stay wonderfully consistent within that.
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FUCKIN' THIS
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Tiptoe Through the Tulips over the demon sharpening its claws just broke all the tension for me. It's so gd silly
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And big cloppy hooves.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
The cracking thing is way creepier
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
AH FUCK I forgot it ended that way!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Welp, better move on to the 2nd one and see if they get the witch lady out of him
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
will they, who can say, but also man right tho? i think that's why i love it, b/c it's so weird and goofy and like ... idk it is what it is? like it just owns whatever insane genre it is instead of trying to be too spooky
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Yeah I do appreciate him letting a movie be what it wants to be
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And rolling with that direction
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
They dubbed over the younger version of the investigator lady and its real jarring
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And obvious lol
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Ah yes, police interrogation. I 100% am on board with this logical progression of events.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh good, olde house. Stick your Astral projecting son in your old bedroom full of your old psychic radiation or whatever
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This can only end well
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
camera angles
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red lights
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Self playing piano
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Poor Rene though like damn. knowing your husband is possessed
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...Idk how I feel about the ghost hunter dweebs
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But if Elise is gonna try and contact them to solve her own murder I'm here for it
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Dalton: Grandma, there's something behind you
Grandma: /proceeds to turn on every light in the house
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I hate that fucking baby bumper so much lmao
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
boy howdy Patrick Wilson getting hyper intense up in here
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Huh, I wonder if Josh is trying to fight the ghost
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
LMFAO GOOD FRAMING
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
standing in the doorway, back-lit by the sunny day but his whole front is in the dark
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ALSO WHY IS GRANDMA'S NAME LORRAINE??
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Wait whaaaat did he time travel???
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Creepy basement laundry, oh good
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
NO I HATE THIS BABY BUMPER
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
This poor baby
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
JESUS FUCK this lady in white, I am fascinated
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
time travel, calling it now
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Okay so we're trying to find the name of the ghost now
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ghost elevator
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Interesting... so many layers to this
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
The biggest misstep of all, him not knowing the song
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
SO MANY DOLLS. NO.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
AND THEN ALL THE HORSES STARTED ROCKING ON THEIR OWN FUCK
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
CREEPY MURDER KID
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
FUCK THIS MOVIE lmfao
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
The CANS
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I am enjoying this one way more than the first one lmao
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
JUST FUCKING THROW THE CAN AT IT
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh my gooooooooodddd I hate thiiiisss
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
fucking moron of course don't touch anything
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
!!!!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
BURN IT DOWN
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
oh shit serial killer bride ghost
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
OH SHIT HE WAS THE SERIAL KILLER
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Is this a giant riff on Psycho?!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
WILD
нєяє ℓуѕ...
this one is great and terrible I love
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
oh man, under the weather like a corpse??? Maybe????????!!!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
You ever just pocket someone else's tooth?
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
"what have you got?"
"A KNIFE!!"
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
WELP. The moral of the story is men are useless
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Karl seems to be taking this in stride
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh shit this is where the time travel comes in!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
JOSH WAS KNOCKING TO SAVE THE BABY!!!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh my god this is so clever
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Shining reference!!
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
OH SHIT GO KIDS
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
more Shining ref!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Jesus that poor kid
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
That is such a cool way of using the tin can phone
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I'm soft!!! 'I played your song'
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
SHOOT I liked that one a ton better than the first one
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
And now Insidious 3!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Looks like this one wasn't Wan?
ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
RIGHT wasn't it a good one
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Super good
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Aww shit are we gonna have theater ghosts??
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
bdkksgirknd I hate compound fractures I am not watching this part...
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Wow thanks creepy lady
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
NO THANK YOU BELL
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Oh no old bub Warren hello
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Man if I were Elise I would sleep with the lights on
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
he's not home oh nooooo
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
STOP TEMPTING FATE QUINN GOD DAMN
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Nothing to bother a guilty conscience like a cute old dog's puppy eyes
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
How do you make a horror movie worse? Take away the ability to run x.x
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
I FUCKING HATE THIS AHAHHHHH
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
NO
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
oh I haaaaaaaate this
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Wait thats the 2nd house from 1
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
YUP that's what I figured
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Aww Karl
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
ah fuck fuck fuck no I hate the bone cracking noises
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT EYEBALL
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
omg Parker get out we're trying to fight some other ghost!!
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
Elise is such a badass
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
oh noooo... I hope for her sake this is actually him but there's no way its him
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
yeah no not him
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
NICE. SAVAGE.
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
holy shit Elise
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜʀᴇɪ
lmao the last jumpscare got нєяє ℓуѕ...
нєяє ℓуѕ...
нєяє ℓуѕ...
I was doing so well
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