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duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:57 AM

Grandmother somehow ruined the microwave trying to heat up french bread pizza and we don't know how

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:57 AM

she said she just put it in regular temperature, for 15 minutes

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:57 AM

pizza was just on a regular paper plate (and pitch black when she pulled it out)

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:58 AM

the little plastic spinner that spins the glass platform was warped and melted

purkle archer

@purkle

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:58 AM

15 minutes?

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

15 minutes..........

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@cloudatlas

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

f.....fifteen minutes.......

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@Overbringer

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

oh dear

thaneon

@aviekokyre

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

That is a lot of minutes for pizza in the microwave....

Frostbites🐺

@winterbolt

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

oh...

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

apparently, those were the instructions

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

Cheese... superheats in microwaves.

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

although i'm glad that's all your reaction

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@cloudatlas

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 1:59 AM

.... h u h

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

because in the back of my head, I was also like "........i don't think that should be in there for that long"

thaneon

@aviekokyre

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

For a microwave?! I can understand an oven or toaster oven but microwave? wtf

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@cloudatlas

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

yeah that very much does not sound right

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@magentaskies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

a-are you sure she didn't read the instructions for a regular oven/toaster oven instead

Dragomorph

@Dragomorph

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

that's

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@kiokushitaka

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

15 minutes......

Dragomorph

@Dragomorph

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

15 minutes in a regular oven

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

like, i've always done my pizza in the microwave oven??????? i do Not know why she decided to use the microwave

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@kiokushitaka

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

I'd understand a convection oven but...

Dragomorph

@Dragomorph

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:00 AM

not 15 minutes in a microwave oven

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:01 AM

yeah, like, it's always roughly 25-30 minutes in a tiny mini oven

purkle archer

@purkle

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:01 AM

that long would be for a large frozen family meal

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:01 AM

(i fucked up the word i was looking for lmao)

Dragomorph

@Dragomorph

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:02 AM

(also how are you getting anything remotely crispy cooking pizza in a microwave oven)

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:10 AM

just went back to check on the pizza boxes to see what the heck kind of instructions she was getting, ran into her, and apparently the crispiness was the problem

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:11 AM

her complaint was doing them in the little convection oven made them too crispy, so that's why she tried the microwave

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@FaeRose

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:11 AM

....as someone who constantly gets and makes these: three minutes at most in the microwave??????

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:11 AM

Right.

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:11 AM

maybe she was looking at a different brand of french bread pizza, because the two boxes i found listed those potential instructions as "microwave THEN oven"

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@FaeRose

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:12 AM

and--yes that

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:12 AM

and yeah, the instructions listed it as a minute

duck bastard

@trilies

Mon, Sep 27, 2021 2:12 AM

2 minutes, if you're putting both french breads in there