VIRGIN-SENPAI
ALL Y'ALL GOTTA UNDERSTAND, KAZUKI IS SO OUT OF THE LOOP HE EXISTS IN A DIFFERENT GALAXY
VIRGIN-SENPAI
NOBODY TELLS HIM SHIT 
Joy
LMAO
VIRGIN-SENPAI
HE JUST SITS AND SEES PEOPLE UPSET AND WONDERS "WHAT IS IT NOW? IS IT THE SAME AS BEFORE??? WHAT WAS BEFORE, EVEN???"
Joy
crying
Joy
drama just happens and he's ...
VIRGIN-SENPAI
VIRGIN-SENPAI
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CLAUDE???
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I didn't even know they were hooked up at all!!!!
VIRGIN-SENPAI
THIS IS THE REALITY I LIVE IN!!!
VIRGIN-SENPAI
kazuki ain't got his dick in jack shit, all of this knowledge would blow his mind
VIRGIN-SENPAI
okay, so he knows: Jask/Geralt, Claude/Dimitiri, Zuke>Dimitri, and he still thinks Felix/Sylvain because he doesn't know Sylvain is gone
sword gremlin 🔪
wait, kazuki doesn't even know about the polycule?
sword gremlin 🔪
whoops
Calliente
Claude would be happy to fill him in on things, but he isn't really aware of how little Kazuki actually knows
VIRGIN-SENPAI
lol he doesn't know jack shit!!! I don't assume he knows any dirt unless someone tells me it's okay
duck bastard
god i love it when character's are oblivious
duck bastard
what the fuck is going on? they just don't know!
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Y'ALL MOVE TOO FAST FOR HIM
VIRGIN-SENPAI
in his world you AT LEAST have to spend a good YEAR pining from afar before you get to say anything about it!!!
duck bastard
DIMITRI TRIED, OKAY!!!
duck bastard
but he was too homoerotic!! and grant too sad!!! THINGS HAPPENED AND THEN SUDDENLY FIVE BOYFRIENDS
W(erewolf)ILF
sjkldfjkld OH NO KAZUKI
VIRGIN-SENPAI
as for all the sex,, the knowledge would BURY him. he has NO IDEA
VIRGIN-SENPAI
I'm not even sure he knows that polyamory is a thing that can happen
Joy
pats kazuki
VIRGIN-SENPAI
Joy
so little sex for him but then there are people with five boyfriends
W(erewolf)ILF
grant can try and. update him on some things if he starts to realize JUST how behind on everything kazuki is slkdfsj... this poor man
VIRGIN-SENPAI
We joke that Dimitri is like, the center of every vendiagram in VR lol
VIRGIN-SENPAI
YEAH he's kind of the Zoidberg of this whole situation
duck bastard
and here i was, thinking I could keep him feral and a pain in the ass for a while
duck bastard
didn't even last three months, smh
sword gremlin 🔪
aspen and I tried to do the pining slowburn too but
sword gremlin 🔪
I think Felix was in game for like a week before he and Sylvain were official sooooo
sword gremlin 🔪
okay no two weeks, counting the TDM
sword gremlin 🔪
we were like "let's take it slow and make them suffer" but then mistletoe happened
Calliente
Claude also helped
sword gremlin 🔪
it's true, Felix dragged Claude into it and then Claude went "soooo about all of THAT that just happened--"