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duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:15 AM

[victory road] UNHINGED LAUGHTER

Reverse Mermaid

@inkblotmeringue

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:16 AM

DREEPY

𝕵𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖊𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝕽𝖔𝖝🎸

@StarFruity

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:17 AM

THE POETIC IRONY

sailor bii

@obiisama

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:19 AM

motherfucker

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:19 AM

dimitri just slowly sinking his face into his hands, and his body then sinking to the floor

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:19 AM

ARE YOU SERIOUS

duck bastard

@Gryphcat

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:20 AM

LOUD WHEEZING

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:21 AM

Shepherd dimitri leaving an inbox message for jolyne that just shows his tired face, "so claude just encountered something in the dragon's den", and a slow pan over to claude holding YET ANOTHER SHINY FUCKING DREEPY

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:22 AM

She'll die of laughter, mark my words

SugarPlumFairy

@Lizadow

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:30 AM

I’m going to cry laugh in the gym

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:30 AM

Welcome to the shiny stupid dragon club.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:30 AM

I say as if dragapult isn't cooler than salamence

FluffyFaeCat

@Naturalcyber

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:31 AM

well obviously the future shiny dragapult needs to have shiny dreepy to shoot. now they need to get another one

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:36 AM

The best part is that this is what Claude was actively searching for because he wanted to give one to Dimitri, but the odds of him getting it weren't that good

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:37 AM

AND YET

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:37 AM

Hey James

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:37 AM

Roll gender for it here in this plurk

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:38 AM

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:38 AM

If it's female, she and Seesaw can breed an army of goldmines under Grant's loving hand

duck bastard

@Gryphcat

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:38 AM

jesus criminy

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:38 AM

Oh, wait, nvm, if it's male they can

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:38 AM

For some reason I thought Seesaw was male but my notes say otherwise

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:39 AM

Too bad Jolyne's shiny salamence is a chick, so best hope that roll is a male, huh.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:40 AM

I mean, idek how much both parents being shiny improves the shiny odds for breeding, I just assume both parents being shiny would be max odds

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:40 AM

Not to mention the same type of pokémon

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:41 AM

Yeah, that.

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:41 AM

oh i thought seesaw was male too lmao

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:41 AM

lfkd;lfe lmfao

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:41 AM

tbh if you give this to me/dimitri, i was going to make it the other gender anyway because I was thinking of this too :'D

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:41 AM

I MEAN IT JUST FELT LIKE FATE, REALLY

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:42 AM

... The symbol next to seesaw says male.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:42 AM

Am I losing my mind

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:42 AM

Yeah, it's definitely going to Dimitri

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:42 AM

wheeze

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:42 AM

...tbh, that's probably the confusion

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:43 AM

But I just c/p my pokémon coding for each new entry, so that was probably just me forgetting to fucking change the symbol when I c/ped a male pokémon

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:43 AM

f;dfe lmfao

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:43 AM

This is why I just write out male and female with my templates because I'm a dumb bitch

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:43 AM

My Sticky Note reference post is probably the correct one

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:43 AM

I am also a dumb bitch, I'm just a dumber bitch

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:44 AM

We're all stupid here.

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:44 AM

looks at how i don't even write down the gender for any of my entries

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:44 AM

sweats

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:44 AM

... DUDE.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:44 AM

HONESTLY I KNEW I WAS GONNA FUCK UP WITH THOSE SYMBOLS AND MY C/P WAYS EVENTUALLY but I didn't expect it to be all high-profile with Claude's most famous pokémon like this

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:45 AM

In my defense this is why I play himbos/herbos.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:45 AM

But yeah, like...I have a Sticky Note where I record all pokémon information for Claude

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:45 AM

(Hawks has a separate one)

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:45 AM

See, that'd be smart.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

~~I just fuck it up and don't have a backup.~~

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

And I write my info down there first, then use that as a reference for Claude's actual roster on his journal

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

So I'm trusting the note to be correct here

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

i post things on dimitri's roster and dust my hands of it :'D

SugarPlumFairy

@Lizadow

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

I just

SugarPlumFairy

@Lizadow

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

Let it go

SugarPlumFairy

@Lizadow

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

Like dust in the wind

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

When's the last time you updated your rosters, Star?

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:46 AM

anyway i maintain that i'm sticking to opposite of Seesaw because Fate (tm) but for fun

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

SURELY IT WASN'T IN FUCKING JULY

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

THE COIN VALIDATES ME

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

jlk;h

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

GOOD

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

https://imgs.plurk.com/QzP/tu2/LlJaFqOmLx34aIqmMKMTEJe25Bs_lg.png

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

Also a real time picture of my Sticky Note

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

dimitri is going to have to name this dreepy to match seesaw tho

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

fun fact is that claude is a nerd who names all his pokemon after chess moves

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

Swingset.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

This is why I don't write out actual personality sections for Claude's pokémon, even though they all tend to have one

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:47 AM

dimitri, having no idea about chess

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:48 AM

Orthat.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:48 AM

I mean, to be fair, it's all chess-related terms, but not necessarily chess moves

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:48 AM

I was going to say, fucking swing set or jungle gym? THIS IS WHY I PLAY MORONS.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:48 AM

I'm glad I wasn't alone in that assumption

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:48 AM

Like, Rook is named after a piece, Boden is named after a famous chess player, Sicily is named after a gambit, etc

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:49 AM

Claude actually has a pokémon named Bishop

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:49 AM

I like when people name their Pokemon after things that make sense.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:49 AM

I think it's his Low-Key Toxtricity

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:49 AM

Meanwhile, Jolyne with Pokemon like Gum, Butterball, and Dickhead...

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

I need to app Cabal here, he will name his pokemon after organic chemicals or guns, but only when prompted.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

But yeah, who fucking knew that Seesaw is a chess term? Because I sure didn't before looking at a goddamn chess glossary

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

all of Dimitri's pokemon names are based off of various british/celt/welsh mythological creatures

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

g;lkdfgr God

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

... Speedwagon's are named after REO Speedwagon songs. Because I'm this clever.

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:50 AM

Name her Queen, then.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

And we all know Fitz's naming conventions.

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

and sometimes, purely to drive his boyfriend up the wall, complicated names with too many consonants

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

Or him.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

Also, for the record

ArtIsArt

@ArtWildentanzen

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

I'm lost on the gender of this goddamn dreepy.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

There's a perfect name for her already

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

https://imgs.plurk.com/QzP/oHT/ZJS4ICKruRVWlYkEeXbrnVNj2T5_lg.png

duck bastard

@trilies

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

see: Adarlwchgwin

sailor bii

@obiisama

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

WINDMILL

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:51 AM

Chess is dumb and I hate it.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:52 AM

The funniest part is that Seesaw, as a name, perfectly fit the back and forth of that auction and Dimitri's feeling forced to participate in it

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:52 AM

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

But yeah, some of Claude's pokémon names sound kind of dumb without the context of "this is actually related to chess, believe it or not"

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

Except for Skittles, which is the best name ever and I'll fight anyone to the death over it

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

Look.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

Nothing is stupider than Snippers 2.0 etc

Medium Dino

@fireplacecat

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

Does he have a Bongcloud already?

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:53 AM

So you're fine

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:54 AM

Medium Dino : Oh my god

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

....

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

He doesn't yet, but he's going to now

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

Would he know the definition of that otherwise, because if not do I have the person to inform him.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

The question is what pokémon will get that honor

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

Sorry not sorry

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:55 AM

I feel like that would be the one solitary thing Jolyne knows about chess

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:56 AM

Super disappointed when she finds out that it's something chess related.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:56 AM

She was hoping you were cool, man.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:57 AM

To be fair, Claude is totally cool, he bought her drinks

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:57 AM

Yes, but he's not stoner cool.

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:57 AM

Excuse you, Claude is a medieval memelord

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:58 AM

Hopefully he doesn't commit to being her new stoner friend.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:58 AM

No one needs that.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:58 AM

~~SINCE HER STONER GIRLFRIEND IS GONE....~~

Calliente

@lymmea

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 3:59 AM

I mean, honestly getting blazed would be good for him right now, he just recently lost a boyfriend

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 4:00 AM

flfe Yeah, that probably wouldn't be a horrid idea.

Shepherd

@rustedpoetry

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 4:00 AM

Come visit Island Two and get high and pet a wooloo or something.

Usagi

@UsagiSquared

Thu, Sep 16, 2021 10:41 AM

INCREDIBLE HGJFKDHG