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[work] Here we go! Company meeting time, I'm so excited. :|
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HAHAH
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435 people in our company responded
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literally 0 people responded that they wanted to work in the company office with masks
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11 people wanted to work in the office with masks optional
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240 of us wanted to work full time from home
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everyone else wants a blended hybrid
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"So it's clear we're just going to have to be living with covid forever and we're going to be trying to adjust to a new normal"
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Damn my CEO is doom-laying here
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hell yeah we don't have to go to work in person
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Very curious about who those 11 people are who wanted to work without masks in the office
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but this was good to know that fully 55% of the company wanted to work full time from home and a further 42% wanted to work a blended hybrid.
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Whoo! I can work from home full time forever!
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I'm still quitting this job but whoo!
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whoo!!!
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Oh it is nice not to be a problem employee right now. We're gonna get fined or have our health insurance rates increased by BCBS about health-related costs regarding non vaccinated people
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hahahhaa "covid vaccination status is not protected by HIPAA" THANK YOU ceo
BethampHATamine
woo
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"It is reasonable for a customer to ask you if you are vaccinated before you visit them. We must adhere to customer policies. If they want you to wear a mask, listen to our customers."
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YES
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fuckers
BethampHATamine
I've had to have this conversation with too many coworkers and family - literally nothing between you and your employer is protected by hipaa.
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"we are only allowing you to travel to customers if you are vaccinnated and we will honor our customer needs. If you try to travel without vaccinnation proof you will not be reimbursed for travel costs"
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hahahahaha
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good
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"If you want to abstain due to medical or religious needs, please contact [This person]"
BethampHATamine
niice
CricketMomJenn
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"Can you meet me by getting your goals and work done? If you can do that, I can be as flexible as possible for you"
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YES
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a lot of parents are terrified about their under-12 children and everyone is so happy to be working from home. :3
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it's hilarious because statistics are showing people are getting MORE work done from home
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Shocker, quality of life goes up too. CEO was pissed and confused about that. We've been begging to work from home for years
for a price
I don't have to burn money and time and energy on a twice-daily commute which has me coming into work already stressed and exhausted at 9am and I'm....more....productive? IMAGINE
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Ever since my gallbladder was yanked out, I've been needing to go to the bathroom way more often. Being able to work from home's a godsend for me
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and plus I'm not losing 2 hours of my day every day commuting
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statistics also show overwhelmingly that people get the same amount of work done in 6 hour workdays as in 8
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it's almost like the workforce consists of adults who understand they're being payed to do a job, and not children looking to slack off the moment teacher looks the other way
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My CEO gets it but my immediate boss does not and gets snippy when I'm a few minutes late even if I'm making up that time at the end of the day
CricketMomJenn
God what the hell. Who gives a shit if you get your work done. (Idiots, that's who.)