Out of Context Theater:
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re: This thread with Astarion - "Astarion's gonna teach Cole how to PISS"
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Out of Context Theater:
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re: This thread with Astarion - "Astarion's gonna teach Cole how to PISS"
Out of Context Theater:
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re: This thread with Astarion - "Astarion's gonna teach Cole how to PISS"
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the fervor with which i said it was truly unhinged
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It Really Was
𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔫🎔
im left with questions to which im not sure i want the answers and yet i love it
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there is - i promise - context
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if cole can't piss like a human people are gonna know
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someone has to teach him the ropes
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like how to hold the rope
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OSCAR.
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marrying me was a mistake
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And yet here we are laughing like little gremlins two feet apart at almost 4:30 am
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𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰𝔲𝔫𝔦𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔫🎔
oscar
oscar
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i said what i said
i said what i said
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i feel like someone should be present with a squirt bottle at all times to spray me like a naughty cat
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i swear i can be a reasonable professional human
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it's okay i do love wee hours gremlin oscar
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can i use this plurk as portfolio material to apply for a job as a saints row writer
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yes
𝙰. 𝚆𝚊𝚔𝚎
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snorts
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MAYBE HE WILL
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but first start with the basics, like blinking
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