DredgenMoonMoon
lmao apparently dudebros on Twitter are mad Thor looks beefy in God Of War: Ragnarok instead of looking like a body builder
6LilacMimeLions
"he doesn't look intimidating?"
6LilacMimeLions
buddy
6LilacMimeLions
he looks like he wins fights in dive bars every friday night
DredgenMoonMoon
meanwhile the other half of Twitter has uh...very different opinions of Thor's physique
ѕαмѕα
dad of boy thor looks like he could crush a man's head with one hand WITHOUT mjolnir and like
ѕαмѕα
that's what thor should look like
Unthwackability
Thor should look caber-toss-ready rather than beach-ready
Unthwackability
And boy does he
ѕαмѕα
"he doesn't look intimidating at all" my dude if that guy gets you in a headlock your head's going to pop like a grape
DredgenMoonMoon
6LilacMimeLions
also i like how the guy's example thor is basically hemsworth with a dye job
6LilacMimeLions
unclear what difference from the mcu i'm supposed to be seeing
DredgenMoonMoon
obviously it's the sick tattoos
6LilacMimeLions
spent a good $10 at the temp tattoo machines at the grocery store
tsukuyomi tsimp
The difference is that girls like hemsworth and that's icky
Xenonucleic
Hahaha body builder muscles are typically just for show anyways
6LilacMimeLions
you can't get that low a body fat percentage in a healthy way in fucking 500 ad, either
6LilacMimeLions
(debatable whether you can now)
Xenonucleic
If you look at all the athletes who powerlift, they don't have visible abs
Xenonucleic
At all
6LilacMimeLions
the guys who were out there holding up shield walls weren't - YEAH
6LilacMimeLions
that was my next point but then the timer beeped and i had to go get my smack n cheez
6LilacMimeLions
elite powerlifters are just plain big guys and they don't fuck with definition
6LilacMimeLions
THOR DOES NOT TRACK HIS MACROS, HE JUST DRINKS THE NORTH SEA
Xenonucleic
And their muscles are functional, rather than decorative
6LilacMimeLions
female powerlifters have stocky builds too but we as a culture are nowhere near depicting that accurately
Xenonucleic
So yeah, I'm way more intimidated by the one with little to no muscle definition because under those layers of fat? HELLA MUSCLE
DredgenMoonMoon
"abs are not a sign of power" -JF Caron
Xenonucleic
I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT
6LilacMimeLions
plus, if you're from around the arctic circle, you're gonna want more body fat
6LilacMimeLions
the greeks/romans are from the mediterranean, of course they didn't care about insulation 
The Slickest
I'll be honest, had it not said Thor, I would've assumed that was just a dwarf warrior.
The Slickest
He has the generic look of one, right out of any run of the mill medieval fantasy
Juliet
he looks like a strongman champion
Shard
Look at any guy in the Strongman competitions.
Shard
Juliet
: And I totally didn't see you say that before I replied.
Tad Cooper
The word that’s been handed down to us is barrel-chested. Not Dorito-chested.
Shard
Also. He may have a bit of a paunch. But the boy DOES enjoy his beer.
Juliet
My one gripe: I would like more titty definition
Juliet
this is half "i like a well defined pair of man titties" half strongmen do often have poppin pecs
Juliet
which coward did not want to give us barrel chested Thor with man cleavage? smh