[cat owner life] > James: /outside, calling for Taxi since he hasn't come back yet, literally right at the corner of my house
> Friendly Person I Know, passing by with his tiny dog on a walk: If I see him, I'll let you know!
> James: Thank you!
> James: /walks across side of house
> Taxi: /materializes, skulking into the driveway

taxi why are you such a brat

taxi, sir