LiberBEARian
[haus] IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS.
LiberBEARian
My boss is going to think I’m a liar
LiberBEARian
Because just as I was telling her someone was breaking into our porch and a cop was coming to the door
Hyatt
porch pirate?
LiberBEARian
Our fridge broke
Hyatt
did you break a mirror under a ladder
bluecanary
first of all i'll fight her if she thinks you'd ever maliciously lie to someone to avoid work
bluecanary
because she clearly doesnt know you
LiberBEARian
The cooling coils fucked right off. We pulled it from the wall, tried different plugs, but we can’t save any of the food in it.
bluecanary
second of all
bluecanary
idk maybe pictures , of it, will your neighbors let you borrow fridge space?
ѕαѕѕу νυℓνα
oh my god I passed my fridge curse to you
bluecanary
thats what we do for our neighbors when power goes out for them
LiberBEARian
Food is replaceable but Frankie’s fridge meds are not because it takes six weeks to arrive from the UK and we would have been fucked had mom not decided to sneak some ice cream and realized what was happening
Hyatt
can you get a mini-fridge quickly?
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or even a cooler, like a GOOD cooler
LiberBEARian
Thankfully we called one of our neighbors who stowed Frankie’s meds in her fridge as I called my insurance dude to put in a claim and Mom started screaming at Frigidaire
bluecanary
teamwork makes the dream work
LiberBEARian
The soonest we can get a repair dude out here is the 6th so we are losing all our food
bluecanary
i am glad you saved frankie's stuff, fuuuuuck
Hyatt
social distancing neighbor picnic
bluecanary
night picnic
bluecanary
[puts flashlight under face]
spooky queer
oh my god
Hyatt
and/or let neighbor who is hosting Frankie's meds have first pic of your fridge foods
bluecanary
[moths land on my face]
LiberBEARian
Whoever said mini fridge good job, we are piled in the car on our way to Walmart now for it
Hyatt
hope Walmart is still open. I'm not sure if mine closes at 10 or 11. Target I know closes at 10. and it's college move-in season so they might be sold out. but better to try?
LiberBEARian
The Tewksbury one closed at 10 but the Chelmsford one is open til 11
Hyatt
gogogogogo!
LiberBEARian
GOT A MINI FRIDGE
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wooooo!!
spooky queer
\o/
LiberBEARian
https://images.plurk.com/5SsrTsSqli490oxNJbmmgc.jpg
LiberBEARian
https://images.plurk.com/5blzqZDE1NASqW7g0xnPTn.jpg the cat is so stoned she hasn’t moved
Hyatt
ooh, you got one with a separate freezer too! fancy
Hyatt
bet she wishes you hadn't saved her ouchie meds
LiberBEARian
I saved her pain meds, she’s fine
Hyatt
yes I saw. I was joking that she hoped she'd get a reprieve. if she knew about the fridge, which she probably didn't
LiberBEARian
Hah yeah
LiberBEARian
https://images.plurk.com/4HCKkNCCV8rUxNxOTM1OZY.jpg
LiberBEARian
So after we plugged the fridge in and left, it started to freeze again. I think we hard restarted it but I don’t trust it
LiberBEARian
So I’m going like “do I cancel my claim? We rescued the food”
LiberBEARian
Mom goes “no, fuck em. Say you lost it, they won’t know”
LiberBEARian
“That’s literally insurance fraud”
LiberBEARian
“So???”
LiberBEARian
“Mom I can’t lie normally. I get anxiety attacks. You really wanna see me when I’m in legit trouble?”
LiberBEARian
“Oh. Yeah, maybe not.”
LiberBEARian
Stop trying to get me to commit fraud Motjer
LiberBEARian
*Mother
pluviophile
bruhhhhh
pluviophile
i would really like it to Cease for you
garfs per min
Lmf
garfs per min
I mean...I'd definitely have them come and check it out just in case? It might still need repair yeah?
LiberBEARian
Yeah we are. I think we need a new fridge, this has broken three times now in a year and a half
Hyatt
it's clearly on its last legs and not reliable
LiberBEARian
It’s from 2019 too, I’m mad as heck
Hyatt
holy fuck what sort of shit is that
LiberBEARian
We think it’s because the thing was never hooked up to a water source. We don’t use the ice maker so we didn’t see a problem but apparently the defroster still wants to throw a fit
bluecanary
sergio looking at that fridge like its his son
LiberBEARian
Hahaha
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