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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:27 AM
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:27 AM
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:27 AM
aka which of my characters have common sense vs. which need anger management
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:28 AM
to be fair to bucky, his method would actually work
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:28 AM
because he can just. pick up the vending machine.
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:28 AM
give it a nice solid yoink.
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:28 AM
but then there's dean. who might resort to shooting the glass.
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@sharknado
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:28 AM
bucky getting caught with the vending machine just fully above his head like
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
elkgjaljerkea
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
all the snacks have fallen from the rings
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
and are loose in the thing when he puts it down
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
he just bends down. grabs his chips. makes eye contact.
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
opens them
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:29 AM
eats one
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@nicknacked
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:30 AM
dean pls
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:31 AM
Sam would find Bucky like that, just go "sweet, free snacks" and join the terrible life choices.
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:31 AM
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:31 AM
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:31 AM
Eleven does as Bucky does, just.... y'know. Not with her hands.
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:31 AM
sam pls u truly are his partner
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:32 AM
bucky be watchin eleven do the thing with his eyebrows in his hairline like. do i say something here or. no u know what she seems fine.
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:32 AM
100%
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:32 AM
and then 2 seconds later
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:32 AM
"you couldn't have just used telepathy on the chips?"
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:33 AM
Just completely seriously like "why stop there?"
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:34 AM
"remind me we need to have a conversation about impulse control"
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:35 AM
hand her a cosmic brownie
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:35 AM
walk away from the scene of the crime
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:37 AM
lmaooo
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:38 AM
they later have a conversation about impulse control. bucky learns the hard way that Eleven will gladly listen and then elect to ignore what she didn't like hearing anyway
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:38 AM
bucky be like
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
why do i always pick this kind
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
why do i always make this choice
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
i want to see dean v bucky in some kind of competition
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
it'd be hilarious
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
against a snack machine? lmao well let me tell u
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
how that would go my friend
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
allow me to paint the scene, if u will
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:39 AM
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
no no no - make it a pie eating competition, but DO NOT tell Dean about Bucky's black hole that he calls a stomach
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
2 vending machines. one man in front of either. the mission? recover an unfallen bag of chips
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
in the shortest amount of time
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
bucky give the vending machine the most alpha lift drop u ever saw and pick his chips up easily
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
and then dean
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
not to be outdone
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:40 AM
just pulls out his glock and fires 3 rounds into the glass
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:41 AM
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:41 AM
relishing too much in his victory
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:41 AM
for the sheer principal of the matter, much to bucky's consternation
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:41 AM
THE SAD THING ABOUT A PIE EATING COMPETITION is that even without the super soldier stomach... it would be... pretty close...
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:42 AM
and when he lost it would b with the utmost respect
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:42 AM
that's dean's superpower
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:42 AM
"i'm not going to be a little bitch who loses to a guy with a metal arm"
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:42 AM
EXACTLY
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:43 AM
honestly thats literally his superpower in canon, just like. "i'm gonna beat the OP guy out of sheer spite"
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:43 AM
Sam Winchester thinks with that dumbassery going on, Sam Wilson will be his ally. Little does he know, Sam has the same number of braincells Bucky does.
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:43 AM
One (1)
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:44 AM
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@sprakles
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:44 AM
sam winchester, looking around the room. i'm the only one here with a brain, how is this possible. that guy is captain america
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:44 AM
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:45 AM
when sam and bucky align on that stupid shit dean be shooting Sam Winchester a look like.

we could have that too u kno but ur a bitch
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:44 AM
u used to be cool, man
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:44 AM
he lies
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:46 AM
then hoards the entire bundle of snacks on principal and carries them out without sharing
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:46 AM
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:47 AM
emmy sprayed pepper spray in her house
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:50 AM
why are you the way that you are
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:50 AM
no u????
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:50 AM
we need one of these that is: would test pepper spray in house?
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:51 AM
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:51 AM
no because listen you inherently skew the answers immediately by asking the question bc it implies a negative end result
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:51 AM
um
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:51 AM
yES?
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:52 AM
IF U LOUDLY BROADCAST TO UR TIMELINE "POLL: WOULD U SPRAY PEPPER SPRAY INSIDE UR HOUSE" it is different than handing someone pepper spray and seeing what happens ok
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:52 AM
ok fine
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:53 AM
q: where would you test pepper spray?
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:53 AM
I POINTED IT AT THE RUNNING SHOWER
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:53 AM
FROM THE DOORWAY
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@jayjayjayjayjayjay
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:53 AM
a: in your house like a ding dong
b: in the middle of the road
c: in a convenient field a block away
d: why would I have pepper spray
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:56 AM
a- it was pointed into my running shower, and i have outside dogs
b/c- excuse me for not going "surely this pepper spray will be SO IMPACTFUL i should get dressed and go into the middle of the road or walk a block away to test how the mechanism works
d- because i live alone in a city??
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@inkcharm
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 4:59 AM
on the upside, I feel like your actions were weirdly appropriate for someone who plays both Dean and Bucky
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 5:00 AM
im a soulbonder
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@paingravy
Mon, Aug 30, 2021 5:00 AM
its meta rp
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