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[stormblood]
You: "Let's take this outside"
Me, an intellectual: "COME. THE HEAVENS SHALL BEAR WITNESS TO OUR LAST DANCE!"
AzureChrysanthemum
Susanoo is so good
AzureChrysanthemum
He's just having a good time
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he’s vibing
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it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that this is a Zenos quote
AzureChrysanthemum
Boo
AzureChrysanthemum
Although yeah that does sound like him now that I look at it more
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I'm the secret shame of the community, the terrible Zenos fan
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he's fucking nothing but he's so good at it
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the "Only man has the wisdom and the clarity to pursue violence for its own sake" speech is transcendent
moontouched
zenos has exactly one dimension and it's the flat end of a sword
moontouched
he knows exactly what it's about and there's no attempt to make him anything else
moontouched
it rules
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WE TOWER ABOVE THE GODS! YOU BY YOUR GIFT, I BY MY MIGHT!
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AND BEFORE THE RESONANT, THE GODS SHALL BE MADE TO KNEEL!
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he’s got the depth of a puddle but the puddle is acid
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love that for him
AzureChrysanthemum
I'm mostly dubious of him being back in Endwalker
AzureChrysanthemum
But Ishikawa is amazing so I'm sure it'll be fun
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Quazii coming to learn a common FF14 emotion:
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when a boss attack is coming, you run to where you think safety is
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and watch the players who all know the fight run somewhere else
AzureChrysanthemum
God I'm just remembering his E10S video
AzureChrysanthemum
I can't wait for you to get there
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"guess i'll die'
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oh me
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me every time
boo(f)
I love zenos so much
boo(f)
i think what sold me on zenos is like
boo(f)
it would be less fun if zenos was a privileged spoiled brat
boo(f)
but you come to learn that zenos gives literally absolutely ZERO fucks about his birthright
boo(f)
he could have come from literal nothing, and still probably been like this
AzureChrysanthemum
Zenos feels like an actually evil Zaraki Kenpachi and there's definitely a place for that
boo(f)
when it came time to choose whether he wanted to have a cool fight with you or whether he wanted to not blow up garlemald, there was not a SINGLE moment of hesitation
boo(f)
the man committed a regicide-patricide twofer, not because killing his dad, the only thing keeping garlemald remotely together, was the quickest way to take the throne
boo(f)
but because Varis' whole thing would have denied Zenos the chance to get his cool rematch
AzureChrysanthemum
Zenos Yae Galvus - preventing chemical weapon genocide in order to have a sick-ass fight
boo(f)
YEAH
boo(f)
LITERALLY HIS ONLY REASON
boo(f)
THAT RULES
boo(f)
sometimes a good villain isn't the one that makes you think the most about the themes of the story
boo(f)
sometimes it's just the one who has exactly one motivation and doubles down at EVERY single possible opportunity
oh i'm scary
a key thing that makes him fun is that he's an incredible gigantic liability for the enemy
boo(f)
zenos does not give a single fuck if you're on his side
oh i'm scary
he's dimly aware there are people who think the purpose of a war is to win it
boo(f)
if you are between him and his destined rematch, you are an obstacle
boo(f)
and he will remove you without pretense
oh i'm scary
he thinks they need to get more into the spirit of things
oh i'm scary
with the Endwalker buildup he's finally found a way to be a bigger problem than the Empire would be without him
oh i'm scary
but he's that big of a problem for the Empire too
Ken
Sven we are on the exact same wavelength about Zenos and I hear people outside plurk talk about how bad a villain he is and I feel like I’m going crazy
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would a lot of these people be on reddit by any chance
oh i'm scary
that's where I mostly see it and I also see a lot of Lyse bashing and occasionally people complaining that more characters should die
oh i'm scary
so I just kind of write it off as the sub being a quarantine for all the FFXIV players who are genetically unable to form good opinions
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I definitely know Zenos-dislikers
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and like, I get it
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Endwalker is not going to sell anyone on Zenos
Ken
I try to blot out Reddit opinions, so no actually!
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either you're already on board by this point or you never will be
EsperBot
I think he was a perfectly functional, if not super compelling, villain for Stormblood, but I'm very skeptical of his return for Endwalker
Ken
I trust Ishikawa, basically.
EsperBot
I trust Ishikawa I just don't see how she's going to get him over again
moontouched
zenos is refreshingly simple in a world where a lot of people have very complicated motivations and sometimes you just need the ONE murderhobo
EsperBot
I was actually WAY more on board with him coming back during his murderhobo phase during patch contents
EsperBot
now he's in charge of stuff again and that was always the weakest role he played in Stormblood
AzureChrysanthemum
Really the schemer of the two is Fandaniel
AzureChrysanthemum
Who I am SO EXCITED to murder
Ken
In fairness he’s not so much in charge of Garlemald right now as he is, uh. Using them as target practice.
AzureChrysanthemum
Yeah Zenos is basically going along becausue he was promised a Sick Ass Fight
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AzureChrysanthemum
And that will continue until he feels his Sick Ass Fight is threatened
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kupons
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zenos and damn daniel are everything i needed in life
boo(f)
yeah zenos is going along with all this entirely because fancy dan promised the WoL was going to HAVE to show up to unfuck things
boo(f)
at which point he would get his cool rematch
boo(f)
as soon as that stops being a thing that looks possible zenos is going to stop caring
AzureChrysanthemum
omg Fancy Dan I love it
Ken
My WoL is a DRK main so I just take him being RPR as trying to out edgelord her for my own play through head canon
boo(f)
FANCY DAN
boo(f)
honestly the usage of asahi for fancy dan's body puppet was
boo(f)
a fucking masterstroke
oh i'm scary
we get to kill him!
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i feel like zenos needed a feral little jester man to balance him out and i’m living
AzureChrysanthemum
It's so good
Ken
“Give him a face everyone will hate”
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for my own WoL story, I think she actually is looking forward to Zenos Wrestlemania
boo(f)
my WoL is absolutely looking forward to Zenos At Lunaslam
Ken
Mine definitely is.
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he's really big and fun to punch
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and there are still parts of his face that remain unpunched
Ken
She has matured and gotten to be less of a feral murderhobo herself... but is absolutely down to throw hands with him.
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sage nod
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pointing to the wrestlemania sign which is also the moon
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in other news, I hear that there was confirmation that tier 1 of Pandemonium will contain no returning FF characters
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all uniques
AzureChrysanthemum
I'm very interested in the new raids for Endwalker
boo(f)
i honestly can't imagine there were be anything MAJOR returning from other FFs for either pandemonium OR Myths of the Twelve
boo(f)
there will probably be some called shots to other final fantasies, like how Eden was wholly original content but very much was pulling direction shots and some aesthetics from 8
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Eden had six fights that were remixes of known primals and the first fight was deadass a summon from ff8
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that's over half returning bosses
boo(f)
ah, i got confused by the metric you were judging on
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if the name of the boss makes you go "ah, that one"
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Pandemonium is supposedly going to be all brand new concepts
boo(f)
huh, interesting
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aside from, I guess, the title
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which was a dungeon in... 2? 3?
Dead Mentors
It was the final dungeon in 2!
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that
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I think I was mixing it up with Eureka in 3
Dead Mentors
It was the castle of hell, because after you kill the evil emperor earlier in the game, he deadass goes and kills Satan and takes over hell and then raises the castle to earth to resume conquering, which, knowing it has something to do with Lahabrea, and that Emet-Selch was Hades, is hilarious to me.
EsperBot
I mean, Lahabrea's in the promo art so I imagine that he'll show up at SOME point
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in the remake he conquers heaven too
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Zenos's obsession with fighting the WoL is at least a little funnier if you're a potato
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Zenos MUST fight that first grader
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burning down the world for a chance to fist-fight a toddler in the Arby's parking lot
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dude knows what he’s about
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i respect that
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