
Ash!!1
[PKMN SPOILERS]

Ash!!1
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP


Ash!!1
HOW DID GROWLITHE GET EVEN CUTE

Ash!!1
CUTER*

Ash!!1
aaaah it looks even more like a fuu dog i love it

Ash!!1
cries

MOVED
im so glad u dying over this dog, i also died over it, my twitter timeline is flooded with pkmn stuff and i'm like "nice nice hell yeah" THEN THIS GROWLITHE SHOWS UP AND I'M LIKE, FUCK!!! THIS IS!! A GOOD DOG!!!

Ash!!1
IT'S A GOOD DOG MARIE

Ash!!1
nothing is wrong in the world, only pokemon now

Ash!!1
me, lukewarm over d/p remakes: meh

MOVED
cold region means we get fluffy pokemon there is no excuse now nintendo

Ash!!1
me now: sobbing about puppy

Ash!!1
MORE FLUFFY POKEMON

☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆


Kyo
i would die for new Growlithe

Kyo
and i would kill for him

lordly trashcan
he off to sign the constitution to give everyone rights

Ash!!1
cries and cries

ɪᴍ ʙᴀʙᴀꜱʜᴏᴏᴋ
Screams oh my god??

MOVED
HE SIT

MOVED
i fucking die, he Sit

MOVED
or it looks like sitting, it kinda doesn't now but

Ash!!1
these new regional evos are cool too but



Ash!!1
growlithe

MOVED
it's too late i decided he sit

Ash!!1
GROWLITHE!!!

Ash!!1
HE SITS, YOU ARE CORRECT

☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
he sit like a good boy

spring peeper
THE

spring peeper
STANTLER??????

spring peeper
genuinely baffled by basculin(i think??) tho but like sure ok

Ash!!1
STANTLER IS OVER FUCKING DUE, I'M GLAD IT'S GETTING RESPECT

Ash!!1
the basculin is apparently a ghost evo born of its DEAD BRETHREN

Ash!!1
having a normal one i see, pokemon

MOVED
--omg i didn't even realize it was stantler, i somehow thought it was sawsbuck, HELL YEAH STANTLER!!

spring peeper
the more i look at basculin the more i like it, actually

MOVED
i like it's grandpa face

Kyo
Basculin's lore is fucking horrifying

Kyo
like.... thanks Game Freak... I see you haven't lost your knack for fridge horror........

Ash!!1
right

Ash!!1
i also like that stantler looks like santa in a way

Ash!!1
a weird psychic santa

Ash!!1
i dig it

spring peeper
these regionals feel really good honestly

spring peeper
it feels... like

spring peeper
really pre-gen 5

spring peeper
in a good way

Ash!!1
yeah they're also like, really embracing the actual region it feels like?

spring peeper
which i know is partially because of the pokemon they come from but also gen 4 had some wild-ass evos that were ????? so

Ash!!1
YEAH LOL

spring peeper
stares directly at rhyperior

Ash!!1
gen 4 was very hit or miss

dragillionaire
OH NO I LOVE IT

Ash!!1
all the special item evols like--yeah ryperior and magmortar and such

Ash!!1
gawd tho WHY MUST I WORK

spring peeper
MAGNEZONE IS LIKE

Ash!!1
WHEN I COULD BE DRAWING CUTE FUU DOG GROWLITHES

spring peeper
A REALLY GOOD AND WEIRD DESIGN

dragillionaire
is this for the upcoming game.....

spring peeper
BUT RHYPERIOR AND ELECTIVIRE ??????

spring peeper
i think this is for Journeys yeah

spring peeper
or w/e its called

Ash!!1
i like electivire but purely cuz the anime won me over

Ash!!1
it looks so much better in motion, same with magmortar

Ash!!1
but its still fucking weird

spring peeper
valid

plusqueparfait
BASCULIN

spring peeper
i cant get over stantlerevo's minecraft villager face

spring peeper
i know stantler just Looks Like This but.

plusqueparfait
but yeah it feels like the majority of the new pokemon introduced in gen 4 were just direct relatives of some other pokemon who already existed

plusqueparfait
such as roserade the best one (obligatory as long as I have this screenname)

spring peeper
i don't think that's true i just think we remember the evos because they were fuckin weird

Ash!!1
ROSERADE IS V GOOD TO BE FAIR

Ash!!1
this tuxedo mask mcfukkin plant

plusqueparfait
"majority" does seem unlikely mathematically but it's a lot

spring peeper
roserade IS good and is not one of the pkmn that jumps to mind when i think of "weird shit from gen 4"

𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Gen 4 did give us Gliscor though so like!!!!

spring peeper
i think gen 4 had some design weirdness all around honestly

plusqueparfait
wormadam is always the one I think of for some reason

plusqueparfait
of being weird

Ash!!1
wormadam is super weird cuz there's like 4 forms

Ash!!1
3 for the females and then the male is a moth???

Ash!!1
u okay bagworm

spring peeper
WORMADAM IS SO WEIRD

plusqueparfait
god though if you look at the pokedex these are all in a row


plusqueparfait
there are more in a row these are just illustrative of Weird

spring peeper
god. fuck. i forgot about lickylicki

spring peeper
lickilicky?

spring peeper
fuck that name

Ash!!1
LICKILICKY!!!!

plusqueparfait
Probopass is in this gen too

☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
Tangrowth is best cryptid

plusqueparfait
yeah there's some cursed uncle energy in a lot of these guys even if there are also cool uncles

spring peeper
GOD THERE REALLY ARE A FUCK TON OF EVOS IN GEN 4

spring peeper
WHY!!! FOR WHAT REASON

plusqueparfait
all the family members that pokemon left behind in the frozen north

𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
Something something spacetime wobbles making more evolutions

spring peeper
the one poke that always comes to mind for weird-ass design for me is honestly carnivine

spring peeper
there's nothing even explicitly like, Off about it, it just feels weird to look at

Ash!!1
it looks like a 70s mcdonald's mascot

plusqueparfait
I agree with this statement

plusqueparfait
it does. like it's the salad mascot

plusqueparfait
it looks like fast food salads taste

spring peeper
Ash!!1
: FUCK

Ash!!1
gen 4 in general had a lot of like. weird angular/geometric designs?? that threw me off

spring peeper
ITS JUST A FUCKING ANTHRO HAMBURGER

Ash!!1
i liked a lot of them but they felt less organic than most

Ash!!1
IT REALLY IS

spring peeper
yeah a lot of them were very ??? feelings

spring peeper
like... shinx like good

spring peeper
starly line is on notice

spring peeper
and theyre more organic feeling than most i think

Ash!!1
i'm hugely bias cuz the anime won me over on so many cuz d/p had crazy good animation (for its time)

spring peeper
THAT'S FAIR

Ash!!1
that helped them look way more fluid in motion

Ash!!1
but on paper its like ?????? how does this work

spring peeper
rampardos is my baby tho

plusqueparfait
I think you're right, gen iv is like a transitional phase between old pokemon style and new pokemon style

plusqueparfait
gen iii is the one that I was always like. these are awkward ass teens. but gen iv has it too, and also I'm biased cuz I didn't play gen iii when it came out

spring peeper
gen 3 has some really, really fucking good designs imo

plusqueparfait
so in gen iv I had a lot of weird pokemon all at once

spring peeper
to the point where i will actively choose shitty shitty pokemon because i am so fond of them

spring peeper
gen 4 doesn't have so much of that for me

spring peeper
points directly at delcatty

spring peeper
you fucking suck but i love you

Ash!!1
delcatty is a CRIME

Ash!!1
what a cute fucking useless cat

spring peeper
i used delcatty for so fucking long for no reason

Ash!!1
that said gen 4 has purugly and i love it unironically

spring peeper
OH, NO, I LOVE PURUGLY

Ash!!1
love this horrible fat cat

spring peeper
it didn't improve on glameow's design much which is honestly perfect for a shitty cat but purugly is just SO FUNNY i can't help but love it

Ash!!1
right its concept is so silly i love it

Ash!!1
more bullshit like this

spring peeper
theres a few pokemon i love for reasons like that. just plain stupidity

spring peeper
toucannon? its just a toucan

spring peeper
did i explicitly use it as my main bird? absolutely

Ash!!1
i was so mad at toucannon for the longest time that it's looped around to appreciation

Ash!!1
you're just a toucan

spring peeper
it's just a toucan!

Ash!!1
they realized they coudln't improve on ur absurdity. valid

spring peeper
REAL BIRDS ARE JUST TOO FUCKING RIDICULOUS

Ash!!1
its true

Ash!!1
like in general the only pokemon i really actively dislike are like

Ash!!1
filler fish

Kyo
i unironically love Toucannon

Ash!!1
BUT HERE'S BASCULIN WITH AN EVO NOW SO LIKE

Kyo
just because it's deadass a toucan

Ash!!1
MAYBE THOSE AREN'T FILLER FISH ANYMORE

Kyo
nothing special about it, just a fucking toucan. even the beak thing isn't special. Toucans Are Like That

Kyo
tmw Pokemon realized they didn't need to make this bird any stranger than it already is

Ash!!1
a bird with a REALLY HOT BEAK!!!

vast energies
he's a good boy!!!!

Ash!!1
also okay i just watched the trailer and

Ash!!1
its really silly to say but I LIKE THAT SOME POKEMON ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO FUCK YOU UP

Ash!!1
YES, FINALLY EMPHASIS THAT ACTUALLY, THESE MAGICAL MONSTERS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS

Ash!!1
[RUNS AWAY FROM A RABID BEAR]

MOVED
リズ on Twitter

Ash!!1
CLUTCHES CHEST

Kyo
i'm so glad that they're leaning harder into that Yes, Actually, Pokemon Can Be Dangerous

bwutawity
GASPS IT'S BASCULIN I LOVE IT

bwutawity
LOOK AT IT!!

bwutawity
I'm actually really into the Filler Fish Pokemon lol and Basc is a fave

bwutawity
And now look...my child

Levi
the biggest plot twist about Toucannon is that it actually makes sense as a Pikpek evolution because Toucans are part of the woodpecker family


Ash!!1
bwutawity
: that is ENDEARING and i'm glad every pokemon has someone that loves it sob

Ash!!1
the joy of pokemon...

Levi
but yeah Gen IV was weird, for me it was mainly just unmemorable and I think part of the reason for that was that was that I think there just wasn't enough new mon designs compared to things that were just "a new evolution!" I like literally do not remember 90% of what happens in DP

Ash!!1
Levi
: YEAH POKEMON TAUGHT ME THAT. WILD

Ash!!1
Just like how chickadees are distantly related to crows/corvids. nature is crazy

Levi
the main things I do remember is 1. mauville is cool and 2. why did they create an E4 member specializing in fire when they literally do not have enough fire mons to fill out his team

spring peeper
to cause empoleon pain, specifically, i'm sure

spring peeper
stares at my empoleon being 1-hit ko by flamethrowers

Ash!!1
gawd i really loved infernape but again, anime

Ash!!1
and honestly the anime is probably what saved it from the fire/fighting hate

Ash!!1
that poor emboar got instead

spring peeper
genuinely can't understand why fire/fighting happened three times in a row

Ash!!1
it was REAL WEIRD

Levi
It probably also helped that at the time, Infernape had a cool design and was a very good mom in pvp

𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
POKEMON


spring peeper
what the fuck

Ash!!1
YOOOOO

Ash!!1
LOOK AT THAT BRAVE BIRD

Asidian
New Growlithe is so cuuuuuute

spring peeper
new growlithe is fire/rock i guess?? or just rock?? something

spring peeper
i dunno

spring peeper
excited for big fu dog statue arcanine

spring peeper
finally.

Ash!!1
i hope it has big curly teeth like the statues

spring peeper
YES

𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
I’m so excited for riding Pokémon ESPECIALLY BRAVIARY

vast energies
💖Helen T💖COMMISSIONS OPEN!! on Twitter

Ash!!1
I LOVE THEM

Ash!!1
i want!! to draw the fluff!!!

star✯break!
IT'S SO FLUFFY I'LL DIE

vast energies
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