Possum Banjo
Good morning Byleth is here to remind you to bring a condom.
vampiric hiss
PROFESSOR
Possum Banjo
he cares ok
Possum Banjo
Not that hes worried about casoar or ashe having anything BUT you never know what could happen
𝕎𝕦𝕟𝕔𝕝𝕖 🍷
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ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
▶ ☆lex
I'm glad at least three people on this post are like yeah y'all gonna fuck so BE READY
Possum Banjo
Byleth is excited for him
asuka brain
i love that mikuni is like "look, i don't know how your courting works" and ashe is over here like "It's not COURTING"
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
CASPAR WOULD COURT YOU IF HE KNEW HOW IT WORKED, ASHE
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
but he's dumb and doesn't know what he's doing
vampiric hiss
sdklfhsdf ITS OKAY, ashe just assumes it's not gonna go that way because self-esteem issues
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
they're gonna be halfway through their date and Ashe is going to say something nice
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
and Caspar will be like 💡"I LIKE YOU"
🍗 (´ q ` ” )
Omg
vampiric hiss
its gonna be very fuckin cute
vampiric hiss
i also welcome a thread of people just stalking them in the background to make sure the date is immaculate
vampiric hiss
and they somehow just DONT notice
▶ ☆lex
They group text
▶ ☆lex
It's like Twitch Stalks Meetcute
Colorless Juice
now I'm thinking about how Felix probably definitely should have been using condoms with Sylvain oops
▶ ☆lex
Everyone in this cast, abruptly reminded of the existence of condoms and how they should've been using them:
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
if someone tells Caspar to bring protection, he will bring his axe
Colorless Juice
CASPAR
ʀᴏᴏᴋɪᴇ
HE'S PROTECTING THEM