skerple
general chatter plurk
skerple
doing conjurer quests and like
skerple
I feel like we could have avoided a lot of trouble if E-Sumi-Yan had ever told Sylphie why she needed to change her methods and learn conjury properly
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
the padjal are fucking clowns, all of them
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
/slides in with the hot take
skerple
LMAO I MEAN I DON'T DISAGREE,
skerple
I imagine it fucks with you to be suddenly turned into an unaging Chosen One when you're like eight
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
absolute clownery
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oh yeah no doubt
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm still gonna dunk on 'em tho
skerple
hampers the ol' social skills a touch
moontouched
me doing whm quests up to 70 was just like
moontouched
[whispering] why are padjals like this
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
RIGHT
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
RIGHT?????
skerple
why are they like this........
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
they're lucky whm's so worth it
skerple
I'm not even to CNJ 20 yet
skerple
and still, why are they like this
TrueBlueSpark
I have like. no memory of the early WHM quests
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
utter clownshoes!!!!!
TrueBlueSpark
It was the first healer I leveled
TrueBlueSpark
Phone why
moontouched
WHY ARE PADJALS SO FUCKED UP
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
it's the most recent one i've been working on so i too am in this boat
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
why padjals be like this
moontouched
doing whm quests is just having to go "BRUH????" every time you advance the story
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
RIGHT THOUGH SAME
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
BRUH THE FUCK
moontouched
literally just that fucking tails gets trolled face that everyone uses
moontouched
that was my expression during cnj and whm
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
a-towa's okay. i'll give him a pass.
Spider Hider
In later WHM quests you deal with more established Padjals and it's this vast and terrible revelation to them that they should maybe get off their asses and do something.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
the rest y'all are nuts
Spider Hider
They're just so hilaritragic
moontouched
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/7lc/kCaoYQtey6v2NVN6cEmBdKSy2RP_lg.png literally me during This Entire Thing
skerple
TrueBlueSpark : cliffs notes: a little girl can heal without having learned actual conjury, adamantly refuses to learn about the elements because she doesn't need that shit to heal, everyone is like SYLPHIE NO and she's like SYLPHIE YES
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
SAME RUKA LMAO......
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
[aliens meme] padjals,
skerple
and only after this goes horribly wrong does E-Sumi explain, to YOU, why she wasn't supposed to be doing that
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i loved early sylphie. shit kid i don't wanna listen to this weirdo either.
moontouched
i love sylphie immeasurably
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
she's a very good kid
moontouched
shes the only valid conjurer in existence actually
skerple
apparently nobody at any point told Sylphie the ACTUALLY VERY COMPELLING REASON why you need to bother with the elements and shit
moontouched
she only gets better in whm
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
sylphie can chill with me, the rest of you are on some thin fucking ice
moontouched
a-towa is fine. sylphie is cool. the rest of you need to learn some social skills
skerple
she's a good kid!! who might have been receptive if anybody had given her a reason besides "no don't"!!
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
sage nod
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'll be in my corner with my new daughter and my soul gem buddy
skerple
also, on a different note entirely,
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/2uTrySy6Mz2gKUtmYWS7bq.png THIS SEEMS BAD
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
laughs
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
how much d'you know about drakengard
skerple
a reasonable amount
skerple
I read The Dark Id's LP back in the day
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
okay good
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
because i didn't know until after pubby bunky
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i had to ask claire what orb was and she immediately felt pants-shitting terror
skerple
lmao yeah uh
skerple
Orb Bad
skerple
I forget the exact details but I damn well know Orb Bad
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
skerple
konogg has like NO idea how lucky he was
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
fr
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
lalafells confirmed hell demons
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
(i'm kidding)
skerple
lmfao
skerple
oh and on a third unrelated note
skerple
I have never felt any particular sorrow at not having played 1.0, because, yikes, but
skerple
last night I learned about a legacy cheevo that I'm actually furious I can't have
skerple
APPARENTLY if you got all the botanist cheevos associated with Thanalan in 1.0, you would get the title "...of the Desert Grasses"
skerple
AND FUCK ME IF THAT ISN'T PERFECT FOR KEIMGEIM
skerple
LIKE, FUCK!! THAT'S SUCH A PERFECTLY POETIC EVOCATIVE TITLE FOR MY THANALANIAN FARM GIRL
skerple
AND I CAN'T HAVE IT
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oof
skerple
i'm livid.
skerple
.....huh. I just ran Sastasha as CNJ and I... like healing?
skerple
I mean yeah that was absolute baby mode but still
skerple
that was very... focused, in a way i find pleasing (thinking)
skerple
'I have ONE job, and it's to keep this one guy alive'
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
yeah cnj/whm is great
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
it kicks off around level 45ish and then gets really good
skerple
I know that'll get harder when I start getting into higher levels and the job expands to 'keep the whole party alive but especially the tank, against increasing amounts of bullshit', but that was... relaxing
skerple
I didn't have to give a shit about enemies, nobody expects a level 18 CNJ to be green dps
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
healing's not that difficult to get into honestly
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i find it vastly easier than tanking on the scale of 'jobs with responsibility'
skerple
I WAS SO SCARED OF HEALING FOR SO LONG
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
(spoilers i started leveling one for the role quest and now i'm almost at two maxed healers)
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
it's nowhere near as scary as it seems, def
skerple
excellent.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
white mage is a very good first healer too, it has a rocky start like i said but when it kicks off you just become god and don't stop
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
https://images.plurk.com/7kAc6B6GIEhsYUKmf2R929.png
skerple
yeah no lie that's a big part of why I picked it to start with instead of AST
skerple
even though AST would have taken way less leveling
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
yeah i picked up ast, looked at the tooltips, and fucking ran in the other direction at top speed
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm too dumb for that shit right now fam
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i started with sch which is still extremely solid but i'm finding whm has more raw heal capacity vs sch's shielding, so it's a matter of playstyle/taste
skerple
I haven't looked at AST even a little lmao but it seems complicated
skerple
also I don't want to get too used to it before they rework it in Endwalker
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
yeah i don't quite follow it just yet, i'm gonna come back to it eventually
Dirk Warhard
I learned AST in the month before ShB dropped and changed how it works entirely, and, yeah. Don't. Don't be like me.
skerple
rip.....
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/5v28aAHVnukEYgruM3eaLY.png :3 my girl is pretty
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/7J0DshlEZvrUJSdXk99EGO.png I can't wait to make her some really gorgeous healer glams
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
hopefully whm should be mostly safe from the rework from what little i've heard, i think it's mostly fucking with the other two shield healers
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm not positive tho
Dirk Warhard
Yeah, Astro's being reworked into a more straightforward regen healer to make room for Sage being a shield healer, and Scholar is. Maybe someday we'll get an expansion where they don't completely reinvent the pet jobs, but EW is not that expansion.
Dirk Warhard
White Mage doesn't usually change a lot, though, since it's kind of the baseline healer, really.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
https://images.plurk.com/z411RgZ20iWz1PwobNvub.jpg https://images.plurk.com/5NqfFXQi5sG8sq081XE2k1.jpg did someone say healer glams
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
but yeah whm is pretty simple and straightforward at the end of the day so hopefully it'll be fine
Dirk Warhard
As long as they don't do something big like the role abilities again, at least.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
rip to my sch but at least there's that
Dirk Warhard
My healer glam unfortunately centers a piece that can no longer be acquired.
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ah shame, i think i joined just as that event was ending
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm not sure why i decided to go aggressively casual with whm but it's a fun vibe
skerple
man it'd be great if the makai stuff got rerun...
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm finally getting my FUCKING CAR in september so who knows
skerple
god I cannot WAIT to get that fuckin SHIRT
skerple
I am on an endless quest for good casual glams for keim
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
give me the GODDAMN kingsglaive title
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
if anyone on god's green earth deserves it it's me the king of ffxv apologists
skerple
the casual attire and peacelover's sets from the firmament are a blessing but I have yet to get a plain damn shirt I like
skerple
and the casual attire set is for when I wish to look aggressively 90's anyway
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
oh yeah i have the peacelover's set on mch
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
it's a fitting mch look
skerple
★ тяу-нαя∂уи : IT'S TRUE, I can think of nobody who deserves that title more than you
skerple
and yeah
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
i'm definitely gonna have to work out something to use noct's set in
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDD
Doge-lover Joja
Oh good, I reached the bottom
Doge-lover Joja
SYLPHIE COMES BACK?!
ice warden.
DID SOMEONE SAY HEALER GLAMS?https://images.plurk.com/2M5S9RGUaM7XBlRX2NZVii.png
skerple
AYYYYY
skerple
the high summoner's gear doesn't look as nice on roegadames as it does on anyone else but on the other hand maybe I'll feel differently wearing it as an actual healer
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/4sz4jRnImWXstTX0ed73JK.png
thetaClysm
https://images.plurk.com/6ylajbCyHr6wdufOhc5Bxu.png heard we were posting healer glams
Un(t)sundered
ah dang, I logged out as whm but lodestone has me snapshotted from when I was punching Hades (as dnc)
skerple
aw
Un(t)sundered
I'll drop a picture in as soon as it updates!
Un(t)sundered
(I was dragon farming, earlier)
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/7pnBwMvSRXAFZLPDymmYDV.png Naked Knight son of Wet Clothes....
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
https://images.plurk.com/4M709IQP73642zORkKM3Tx.png https://images.plurk.com/7HURnrvylw6ODIqs9WATEg.png https://images.plurk.com/3CEoW1oryfO9vZ3PPesnJC.png oh i heard healer glams
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
(the middle one is only a WHM glam temporarily, it will become the AST glam once AST is 80)
skerple
ohhhh pretty
skerple
did another sastasha and I need to sulk about it
skerple
zero communication from the party at any point - they were all sprouts so idk maybe they didn't know they could do party chat but like
skerple
tank wasn't paying attention to mechanics, and I tried to tell the party about the Hole so they could get the mapping the realm cheevo, even specifically saying "before you go to waverider gate, follow me"
skerple
tank went straight to waverider gate
skerple
in fairness, I DID fuck up and do a pull by mistake (because I was so used to lagging that I had assumed I just wasn't seeing the party ahead of me - got myself killed and that got the tank killed), but it's not like anybody was talking before that
skerple
huff. I am unreasonably sulky about sprouts not talking to me.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/3tP9I4Gvj2HCAXVjy1nj2i.png ANYWAY LOOK HOW PLEASING THIS IS
TrueBlueSpark
niiiice
TrueBlueSpark
I'm a little salty, my last WT had 6 spots that would make a line and 2 that wouldn't
TrueBlueSpark
guess where my last stamp went
skerple
I'm so sorry
TrueBlueSpark
Khloe you're lucky I think you're so darn cute
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/tn2iTbJOpdk2PX2VK44Ee.png rude
TrueBlueSpark
pfffff
Un(t)sundered
that happens to me so much
TrueBlueSpark
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/zo5/rnZFnErx9q4ZgfMY8S1EqjAo7Du_lg.png interesting
塔露拉·雅特利亞斯
also, belatedly: i love the padjal. they're all such messes and i would cuddle every one
skerple
so I decided to fuck around with lala character creation before going to bed
skerple
first to see if the male models have ANY options for facial hair that don't look pasted on (surprisingly, yes, there's a couple beards on the scruffy side and two of the faces have the option for really magnificent muttonchops)
skerple
and then second to see how easy it is to make trans lalafell
Un(t)sundered
aha! lodestone updated!
Un(t)sundered
https://imgs.plurk.com/QzO/NOM/y1upUh0iR3xGsYzJe294uhHGy2O_lg.jpg
Un(t)sundered
whm glam /o/
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/1ISswyT5fM18MGf99YLq6R.png https://images.plurk.com/7E4I3iW5Dg9gFue0kWhHMC.png exceptionally so, as it happens.
skerple
Un(t)sundered : oh!! that looks so nice
skerple
I'm really becoming fond of the ala mhigan coat
Un(t)sundered
I got it out of... a bozja lockbox I think, and I appreciate it dying really nicely
Un(t)sundered
if you mean the top I have there
skerple
yeah
skerple
I don't remember if I bought or crafted mine
skerple
but it really does dye well
skerple
those accent colors just kind of work with anything
Un(t)sundered
yeah!
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/6pYqXhUECvlGiNoJSF0yXj.png https://images.plurk.com/3Xr4Np7JmV0MLOYwe6khRB.png https://images.plurk.com/6Ef5YBZD9gWBsJeDhOQeTT.png oh..... oh, honey
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/65npuN3ieZ5QVopfID4kHb.png Chained Ram, son of Spring Thunder
Un(t)sundered
oh, I think I saw them in Delubrum the other day
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/3PmEvRwdwUIwq0vrOMvbtd.png
skerple
what the FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH GLAGG ALREADY
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/4sIvz8BWlo6okz5wv4PHM8.png oh my god kONOGG NO
skerple
(uh, big spoilers for the NieR raids there for anyone who's behind me)
skerple
CNJ 30. sylphie is so good!!!
skerple
also I guess I'm making friends with a unicorn
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/4tNPqGtSFBcvErSZ7QetVV.png oh I definitely was not meant to be doing this as late in the story as I am lmao
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/53zNByRreIZHylPdc2bwqd.png I guess that's one way to get a soul crystal
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
konogg, sweetie
L'fuckingChaim
konogg...
skerple
ijhsdfkl. you know what I, and my Roegadyn fixation, fucking hate
skerple
it's when people do Sea Wolf lore names but one of the name parts isn't in the dictionary
skerple
there's a roe I see around sometimes named Eckogeim Rhoteyhilwyn
skerple
which is [something] Gem, daughter of Red Acorn
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/5CND4Bl8CsJ2FioTOldoVo.png this is the entire E section of the roegadyn dictionary
skerple
PLEASE. I BEG YOU. I COMPULSIVELY TRANSLATE ROEGADYN NAMES, DO NOT TORTURE ME SO.
skerple
.... huh. I think I like the Feast, actually.
skerple
I'm not any better at it than I am at any other PVP, but it's fast and small.
skerple
https://images.plurk.com/2Ee9JQ02Bgv2qYnurOjazp.png snerk
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