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[finances adjacent]
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every time I deal with retirement plans there's this weird, bleak moment
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where it asks me
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1, what age do you plan to retire at
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2, how long to you want your retirement fund to provide for
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which together is just finance company going
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"please guess what year you'll die"
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A Grinning DM
Yeah...
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TWO OF THEM
lol yep
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TWO OF THEM
it's weird and morbid
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Quinneapolis
maybe I'll live forever, finance guys
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Quinneapolis
ever consider that? i guess not when planning retirement accounts
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Echo
Yeah, it's just fundamentally kind of depressing.
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nb feeling of the day
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long phone call starts
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mention to the person that you're nonbinary to please don't call me sir
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he's cool about it
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45 minutes pass
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get transferred to another person
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this one's calling me sir again
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don't feel like going through this with every person I talk to today
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I'm sir now
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Echo
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Quinneapolis
I'm less dysphoric about pronouns than I am dysphoric about an hour long financial conversation
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two hours actually