Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:54 PM
[horror] so i'm watching a kidnapping-based movie
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:54 PM
and when the kid getting kidnapped breaks out of the trunk, he's in some guy's garage
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:54 PM
and my brain immediately goes
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:54 PM
"oh this kid's been taken to a Secondary Location"
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:54 PM
"he's fucked"
moontouched
@rukafais
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:56 PM
rookie mistake
moontouched
@rukafais
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:56 PM
letting yourself get taken to a Secondary Location
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:57 PM
kid's severely lacking in street smarts
Doctor Ansem
@doctoransem
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 1:58 PM
Secondary Location?
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:00 PM
John Mulaney - Street Smarts
Niamh Vibes
@nerdiethings
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:04 PM
Say what you will about Bittenbinder, he knew how to get in your head
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:15 PM
wow okay I have to reverse my stance on this kid
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:15 PM
he kicked the kidnapper's ASS
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:15 PM
like it wasn't even close
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:15 PM
I think he's dead
Princess Emily
@deerleisure
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:23 PM
STREET SMARTS
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:28 PM
Stress level from half an hour of dramatic tension and building stakes: 15%
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 2:28 PM
Stress level from one scene with a fingernail injury: 3500%
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:00 PM
mundane horror is something I seldom like, I think
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:01 PM
I want my horror to be if not supernatural then at least over the top
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:01 PM
these kids get captured by a mysterious assailant
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:01 PM
and I'm like, i wonder what their sinister plan is
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:01 PM
the plan is that he's a pedophile
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:02 PM
horrifying but I'm not into it as a horror story
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 3:02 PM
pedophiles are real and therefore less fun
Usagi
@UsagiSquared
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:22 PM
yeah the thing that oft makes horror enjoyable is that barrier of reality I feel
that edge that lets you say 'its a good thing this cant happen!'
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:30 PM
man people in moves have so much HP
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:31 PM
this kid was shot in the leg and cut in the hand and like almost passed out from bleeding
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:31 PM
the evil lady had her finger cut off and then was tased like four times
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:31 PM
they're both still doing action scene stuff
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:31 PM
where you getting all that HP
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:36 PM
not a great film
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:36 PM
specifically not all that fun
Quinneapolis
@quinn2win
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 5:36 PM
they get rescued by the police and then the film ends like instantly
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:18 PM
i think the worst horror movie ive ever heard about is that one thats just
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:18 PM
about a home invasion
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:19 PM
its tarted up in wacky masks but that could happen to me
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:19 PM
get it outta here
dragon time
@MadarFoxfire
Mon, Aug 2, 2021 6:20 PM
if it's not a supernatural story i want elaborate deathtraps or layers of dark secrets that i cant relate to
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