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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:51 PM

[project RE moves] Here's the exact text of the plot summary of Resident Evil Afterlife on Amazon

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:51 PM

The fourth installment of the hugely successful RESIDENT EVIL franchise, RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE is again based on the wildly popular video game series, and will this time be presented in 3-D.

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:52 PM

I think this is the one with the terrible wesker fight in it so I'm excited

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:55 PM

in many action/horror franchises, there's one that sells itself as The 3D One

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:55 PM

and it is almost always the worst one in the series

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:57 PM

first word of the movie after the intro narration is a japanese guy saying "biohazard", which is cute

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 4:59 PM

Shawn Roberts is doing... something, as Wesker

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:00 PM

SHURIKENS TOWARDS THE CAMERA

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:00 PM

Alice is here and she's dual wielding katanas

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:00 PM

oh my god this is stupid

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:00 PM

BULLET CASINGS TOWARDS THE CAMERA

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:01 PM

DEBRIS TOWARDS THE CAMERA

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:01 PM

I'm so tired

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:01 PM

I'm glad I'm watching this in 2D

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:02 PM

Alice died

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:02 PM

but then three more Alices showed up

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:02 PM

this is probably the movie with the largest number of Milla Jovovicses in it

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:06 PM

eight Millas are shooting guns at Wesker's video game helicopter

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:07 PM

T-VIRUSES TOWARDS THE CAMERA

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:11 PM

I glanced down and missed how Alice Prime survived being in a helicopter crash after losing all her powers but who cares

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:11 PM

she's fine

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 5:16 PM

CROWS AT THE CAMERA

BERSERKER

@flare_sword

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 6:00 PM

oh god this is full-blown grindhouse red/blue shades level of 3D schmaltz then, is it

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 9:04 PM

why is the shotgun shooting COINS

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 9:07 PM

did I miss a scene where they explained the penny shotguns

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 9:15 PM

I mean that is a thing you can do with a shotgun

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 9:15 PM

If you don't have actual shot but you do have a shell

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 9:15 PM

I always figured it'd be easier to get a hold of lead than coins though

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:07 PM

I'll be honest

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:07 PM

I know where I can get a big container of pennies right now

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:08 PM

but I would be at a loss if you asked me to produce small lead pellets

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:12 PM

I suppose it depends on what you have access to

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:13 PM

that said

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:13 PM

I feel like what would be even easier would be, like

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:13 PM

gravel

oh i'm scary

@yurisoldier

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:14 PM

maybe you'd get less penetration

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:14 PM

Yeah not a lot of density to gravel

Rama

@Nerdorama

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 10:14 PM

Loading a shotgun with rock salt is considered less-than-lethal, I figure it'd be similar results

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 11:14 PM

god

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 11:15 PM

it's been said before but the wesker fight is

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 11:15 PM

so AMAZINGLY bad

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@quinn2win

Fri, Jul 30, 2021 11:16 PM

like it seems like it would MORE work to make it this bad