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cw; dead mouse pic, from a year ago for .。❅⋆ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ⋆❅。. because my cat is an awful human being
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https://images.plurk.com/4JHbfOW1wPAbna4b0RvdRf.jpg thanks, Frankenstein.
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https://images.plurk.com/4r9CQcyL9SZZSWokJQQrgm.jpg while I was SLEEPING
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you dropped it next to my head
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you monster
Teeff
t h a n k s
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This was when we were doing an antibiotic regimen that required us to delay her feeding by a whole hour
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so she was like
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"breakfast is NOW"
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At least it was dead? My Cordy used to bring them to me in bed still alive
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noooooo
.。❅⋆ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ⋆❅。.
Cat, NOOOO
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she was helping
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"mother. Mother I brought you a present. Mother why aren't you praising me"
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She WAS
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but I didn't want it in BED
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passive aggressive vengeful kitty, uh? that's for withholding breakfast from her
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"this is how breakfast works, human"
big ol metaphor
I'd be worried if she was a good human being
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she's just a terrible roommate
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frankie here like ARE YOU WITHHOLDING FOOD BECAUSE I HAVE NOT BROUGHT YOU FOOD IN TRADE? CRUEL MOTHER, I SHALL FULFILL YOUR REQUIREMENTS
Jay
lol
Jay
we had a cat about 10 or 11 years ago that would bring dead rodents and drop them ON the first human he found if you didn't notice in time
Jay
he once dropped an enormous dead rat right on 9 or 10 year old weespawn's head while she was napping on the couch
Jay
the blood curdling screams brought everyone running
.。❅⋆ʟʏʟɪᴛʜ⋆❅。.
oh no, poor kid
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that is so not a good way to wake them up
Jay
noooope
Jay
I'm sure he was baffled at the reaction to his gift
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haha oh, well
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Jesus! Bad kitty!
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