simple dog
rp commentary | DOCTOR CHICKEN-LEGS... HE'S SO APPALLED.
simple dog
THE OFFENSE IS STRONG WITH DOCTOR CHICKEN-LEGS
simple dog
but also he's gonna hit up a few peep's inboxes afterward
vampiricist
But is he wrong tho
simple dog
NEWTON SAYS HE IS!!!!!! newton is a doctor he would know if he has chicken-legs thank you very MUCH (translation: he's not wrong)
𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳
cluck cluck
Rᴇ-Aɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ
get dunked on mcnugget
simple dog
mCnUgGeT
simple dog
im delighted that that name fits him
boodle boy
McNewtgut
simple dog
SQUAWKS LOUDLY IN PROTEST
simple dog
rest in peace hermann's ear
Rᴇ-Aɴɪᴍᴀᴛᴏʀ
w e l p. bee arr bee. time for hermann to whip out the cold brew.
simple dog
SQUAWKS LOUDLY IN HERMANN'S EAR
simple dog
[cups hands over mouth, hollers:] MONSTER SYMPATHIZERRRR
simple dog
listen he'll kill all the kaiju off, but he's still sad about it, okay
simple dog
aka the reason why newt is perfect for space travel, he's a non-human fangirl
Skyler
Oh, Newt...
simple dog
im also laughing sadly at the fact that if they do get the orb, he won't benefit from its use because he didn't complete his personal goal.... which is killing a monster
simple dog
aka in order to help get the orb, he has to forfeit being able to use it, because he's saving monsters instead of hurting them, what a joy
simple dog
SING HIM A SONG, SABRIEL!!!!
fermentingbones
oh newt....
fermentingbones
fermentingbones
we love a monster sympathizer honey
simple dog
simple dog
he... lub.... monsters....
simple dog
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