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[project resident evil] I chose a good time to do this, Amazon Prime is dropping Apocalypse at the end of the month
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startying with the Recap Octagon
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IT'S JILL TIME
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Jill is an edgy badass
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Raccoon City is moderately completely fucked
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Umbrella corp special ops just firing machine guns into a crowd of civilians
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the effects are so much better just one movie later
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--holy shit
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fuck what I just said, Alice just jumped a motorcycle through a stained glass window
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then jumped off of it as it crashed into a t-virus monster, then shot it with her handguns and it exploded
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this movie rules
Rama
You have discovered the point of the RE movies
Rama
Milla Jovovich doing ridiculous action setpieces
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activating Nemesis Program
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jesus that's a hell of a rocket launcher
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S.T.A.R.S...
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"I've never shot a gun before" "There's nothing to it. Try to hit them in the head."
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Jill
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I think headshots are slightly hrader than that
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oh she died without getting one shot off
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maybe you shouldn't have handed a civilian a handgun and told her to go explore a zombie school on her own
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--right, Angela is the in-universe basis for Red Queen's avatar and voice
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GOD
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THIS MOVIE IS SO COOL
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hot take Resident Evil Apocalypse is a high tier idiot action popcorn flick and deserves to be remembered as such
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whenever Alice is off screen, all characters should constantly be asking "Where's Alice?"
Rama
Alice's Poochy problem is definitely, I think, why the RE movies aren't better regarded
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it doesn't strike me as a problem yet but it probably will in another movie or two
Rama
RE fans hated it from the start and by like 4 movies in everyone else was getting a little tired of it too
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TITLE MATCH
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MILLA JOVOVICH VS NEMESIS
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this fight is a bit poorly-motivated
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god the smug rich guy villain gets owned about has hard as he possibly can
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by the consequences of his own actions
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bye raccoon city
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did alice just kill a guy with her mind through a security camera
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