Princess Emily
what is the WORST type of sweet/dessert?
Princess Emily
i'll go first: macarons
Snake-Kun
plain shortcake cookies
Princess Emily
mmm i can see that
Awe
yeah I can’t stand macaroons
izzy.vrm
licorice
bird time
tapioca pudding
Magical✰Gurll
anything with coffee flavor
Princess Emily
I'm not sure licorice counts as a dessert sweet, that's more of a candy,
Princess Emily
i mean i guess candy can be a dessert but I usually count them separately
Princess Emily
tapioca pudding DOES have that weird texture I don't like, and I do agree coffee-flavored stuff is usually not great
Princess Emily
coffee just has such a strong taste?
Princess Emily
and like when I drink coffee I can dilute it down with milk and sugar, but when it comes to desserts made with coffee I can't control how much coffee I'm tasting, and the bakers/makers always seem to be like "MORE COFFEE FLAVOR"
Princess Emily
like calm down be subtle with it damn
Papa's Brujeria
...
Papa's Brujeria
Princess Emily
god, know what'd be the worst-worst?
Princess Emily
coffee-flavored macarons
izzy.vrm
ok i have to quibble for a second, emily
bird time
macarons are so spendy for how nothing they are
Ken
Any candy that claims it’s cinnamon
bird time
like i like them but
izzy.vrm
macaron https://imgs.plurk.com/QzN/ePB/sY9KBXg7eiaQDeUX1rdMW7UwiN2_lg.jpg
or macaroon https://imgs.plurk.com/QzK/1nC/zAInFepTZD6Z3jvHProoieSRSCT_lg.jpg
Ken
Real cinnamon is great
Princess Emily
macaron
bird time
macaroons are the food of the fucking gods
izzy.vrm
macaroons are a terrible texture sensation 90% of the time
izzy.vrm
macarons are good when i'm not the one buying them
Princess Emily
I don't like coconut either but
Princess Emily
macarons are fucking expensive and don't even taste good
Princess Emily
the buttercream or icing or whatever is fine, but the macaron itself is fucking NOTHING
Princess Emily
if I need a vessel for buttercream or icing or whatever just make a fucking sandwich cookie
🌸Springfallen🌸
Licorice, but SPECIFICALLY the american twizzlers crap
🌸Springfallen🌸
red vines included in that
A Grinning DM
I'm going to say the worst is when it is a type of dessert that I normally love but then they did something weird to it and I don't discover this until I've taken a bite
A Grinning DM
I don't know if that counts as a "type"
A Grinning DM
is "betrayal" a type of dessert?
zoki.
macarons are so expensive because they're so difficult and time-consuming to make...I love them, especially with the more creative flavorings, but I can only indulge rarely x.x
zoki.
but my least favorite would have to be buttered popcorn jelly belly beans
Princess Emily
all that time and effort and they still taste like nothing
zoki.
I know that's controversial, they're the most popular flavor, but
☆Tobu☆
can't stand Dutch licorice
☆Tobu☆
it's like boot leather with extra bitter polish
☆Tobu☆
I never buy macarons but I make them myself at home a couple times a year, they cost an absurd amount of money in the shop
☆Tobu☆
if you make a nice flavorful filling and then age them properly, they absorb the flavor and get really nice and moist in the middle
zoki.
I think I just hate weird blends of savory and sweet...no wait, I have to change my answer
zoki.
the actual worst is the new mystery pop tarts. they're supposed to be everything bagel flavor, but it tastes like cheesy garlic bread with buttercream slathered on top
☆Tobu☆
but there are lots of other cookies that are just as tasty and 85% less effort
Awe
...why did they even make a savory-flavor pop-tart that completely misses the point
Snake-Kun
It's not inherently wrong, I think, but it IS wrong to make savory pop-tarts and then put sweet frosting on them
Princess Emily
my fav pop-tart are the cinnamon roll pop-tarts
Awe
also i'm pretty sure macaroons don't have filling
bird time
oh, actually fuck jelly beans
bird time
in general
bird time
they get stuck in your teeth and most of the flavors arent even good
A Grinning DM
ice cream with creme de menthe
A Grinning DM
my grandma grew up in a time before mint ice cream was a thing, and used to think pouring creme de menthe over vanilla was so much better
A Grinning DM
and would give that to us as a "treat"
caster.
carrot cake but specifically if it has raisins
A Grinning DM
creme de menthe tastes like toothpaste
caster.
carrot cake with no raisins is a godly experience
problems georg
fruitcake
caster.
carrot cake with raisins makes me want to beg lord zeus to strike me down
problems georg
also anything with raisins
problems georg
like raisin cookies
A Grinning DM
has anyone else ever had creme de menthe in any form? I don't even know what it's supposed to be good for
caster.
you. you understand
caster.
A Grinning DM : it's an alcohol dude. you use it in cocktails
A Grinning DM
...that my grandma gave me as a dessert as a child
caster.
yeah i was reading that and wondering wtf your grandma was doing
A Grinning DM
tbf she was Irish
Princess Emily
you can MIX creme de menthe with vanilla ice cream
Princess Emily
not just... pour it over top
Princess Emily
that's what we do at DQ for mint-oreo blizzards
A Grinning DM
she just poured it on like it was a fudge topping
Awe
I think those Andes chocolate mint wafers are made with creme de menthe?
A Grinning DM
There are apparently non-alcoholic creme de menthes
Papa's Brujeria
I feel called out for liking most things in this plurk lol
A Grinning DM
Papa's Brujeria : I actually like most of the things in this Plurk too
Rama
Buffet jello
Papa's Brujeria
Okay I think Nerdo won
Papa's Brujeria
God
Striving Spark
Sweet potato pie
Striving Spark
IT IS A PUMPKIN LIE
skerple
Rama : GOD WHAT IS WITH BUFFET JELLO
skerple
anyway I love macarons, they're great for just feeling fancy/when you want something almondy
skerple
and ALSO most of what makes them expensive is the effort involved in making them pretty
skerple
you can just fuckin, make ugly macarons with whatever combination of flavors you want and it's both way easier and exactly as tasty
skerple
if not moreso
☆Tobu☆
yeah mine are ugly 75% of the time but they taste good
DigitalSocrates
the really dry layered flaky pastries
EsperBot
How have we gotten this deep in without a single mention of fondant-heavy cakes
zoki.
I've never had a cake with fondant on it, but I never get invited to fancy parties
DoveEaterXC
oh fondant finally something in here I don't like
Awe
...almond macaroons? Okay I think I hate the sound of those worse than the coconut ones
Awe
a mouthfeel nightmare
zoki.
i think they're talking about the tiny french sandwich cookie
zoki.
made with egg, sugar, andalmond flour i think?
Awe
Oh THOSE are good
Princess Emily
no they're not
Princess Emily
the very first comment on here is that they are bad
Princess Emily
because they are bad
DigitalSocrates
iirc macarons are the coconut little cake cookies and macaroons are the chewy sandwhich thingies
A Grinning DM
Other way around
DigitalSocrates
I like both but I find the latter to be very overhyped
Snake-Kun
I don’t think I’ve ever had a macaron
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