The headline I had to cut from this week's article (for space, no one's muzzling me).
"Jeff Bezos donates $200 mil to Smithsonian, then immediately spends twice that to go take an 11-minute selfie in space."

jesus

Gave our buddy Ben a job tho, Bezos would say.

The rocket goes well with Bezos’ glass balls downtown, I would say.

I'm sad you had to cut this great headline